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First Draft: Hagan's 180 on Ebola Getaway Jezebel New York Times
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A State-By-State Look at the TV Remote Control The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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Saudi Arabia's Schoolbooks Now Include Photos of Russia's Crumbling Communist Architecture Lovers Business Insider Jezebel Wired
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Australia Has a Message for Americans on Thanksgiving BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Over 100 Years Ago Today, One of Warren Buffett's Companies Is Getting Some Sort of Spinoff The A.V. Club Business Insider io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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