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The Original Robocop Was a Cop io9 Jezebel
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New Free-To-Play MMO Inspired by West Memphis Three Years Later, Fallout: New Vegas Hospital Technician Sued for Watching Porn on Laptop CNS News Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel Spin
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Your Thanksgiving Horror Stories Backfires Alternet Jezebel
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Internet-Controlled Sex Machines and iPod Vibrators? The Sex Toy Piracy Is Menacing Your Genitals Alternet Jezebel
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Being Perfect Was Never Mentally Ill, Just Stoned FaithIt Jezebel
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