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Newswire: George R.R. Martin Is a Biblical Disaster The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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20 Types of Mommy Bloggers You'll Find on the Tonight Show and Now, Another Educational Fact About Eating Squid Sperm CollegeHumor Cracked io9 Jezebel Mommyish
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Winning Lottery Numbers for Sept. 24, 2014 Is Taylor Swift's Less Sexualized Image Helping Her Career? Jezebel New York Times
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