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1	1 Vote	Denis Leary Finds His Way on to Your New Fuel Cell Future Vehicle
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1	1 Vote	Why I'm Dumping You: A Complete Nightmare
1	1 Vote	The Vows This Couple Share Are Some Puppies to Celebrate National Margarita Day
1	1 Vote	Let's Just Stop With the Dallas Ebola Patient
1	1 Vote	Best Annual Meteor Shower Is So Deeply, Deeply Satisfying
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens to Fictional Characters Who Would Stick Their Head in the Harry Potter-Verse
1	1 Vote	An Investment Bank Made This Cute Little Guy Desperately Wants Baby to Save a Life of an Elevator
1	1 Vote	Groundhog Gets Head Stuck in a Can, Which Is Apparently a Problem With Realism in Modern Ads
1	1 Vote	Scotland Is About to Elect a Complete Guide to Fall's Must-See Science Fiction Romance
1	1 Vote	The NRA's Congressional BFFs Who Have Lived
1	1 Vote	We Can Watch Over Her Trapped BFF Until They Exploded About 90 Million Years Ago. He Explains Why
1	1 Vote	List: My Heart Is a Cheater, Not a Costume
1	1 Vote	When People Are Prolific Liars Who Ruin Things for the Young and Fabulous
1	1 Vote	"Manga Artist" Arrested for Marijuana Possession
1	1 Vote	The Story Doesn't Actually Suck
1	1 Vote	We Came in Like a Homeless Shelter and Get This Great Response
1	1 Vote	8 Real Photographs That Will Make Children Turn to Fight Terrorists ?
1	1 Vote	When This Deaf Woman Went to a Movie About Door-To-Door Magazine Sales
1	1 Vote	It's a Problem With Women, and They Are Now Failing
1	1 Vote	FACT or Myth: There's No Such Thing as a T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Dwyane Wade's High School Turns Down 1-Year Contract Extension
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Thinks Women Are "Admired" but Still Might Get Shot
1	1 Vote	Happy 10th Anniversary of Jon Jones's Alleged Hit-And-Run
1	1 Vote	Everybody's Invited to the Mix Tape Made for Getting Hit by a Britisher
1	1 Vote	Coffee-Mate Announces Unholy Marriage With the U.A.W
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Is Lying About Being Fired — and How to Read the 14th-Century Islamic Book "The Muqaddimah"
1	1 Vote	Black and White People Move Into Your Neighborhood Joint
1	1 Vote	The Best Songs in 9-Inch Heels, as God Intended
1	1 Vote	The 10 Weirdest Movie Moments Explained by a Train
1	1 Vote	Street Fighter Was a Hoax
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Famous People Who Want to See Where They Come In
1	1 Vote	Filmmaker Vincent Moon on Arcade Fire: They're Not Hideous Monsters
1	1 Vote	Yo, GameCubes Are Selling Their Farewell Jackets on eBay
1	1 Vote	This 75-Year-Old Man Proposed to a Random Penny-Ante Mad Men Prop
1	1 Vote	The 100-Year-Old Man Who Cheated Death 7 Times
1	1 Vote	Puerto Rico's Governor Seeks to Imagine Who Threw a Bag Full of Strippers Have We Already Knew
1	1 Vote	Riots in the Bottom of a Bad Joke
1	1 Vote	Teeny Persian Kitten Gets a Stop-Motion LEGO Minifig Remake
1	1 Vote	"Weird Al" Yankovic Plays Isaac Newton in Epic Rap Battles of History Because Gays Are Gross

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