Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Sources / Jezebel Smash Jezebel

63,670 smashes / 181,458 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines
5.2 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

Best Recent
1
Vote
What ISIS Learned From the 2015 NBA Draft Liveblog Jezebel Kotaku The Daily Beast
1
Vote
As Oysters Die, Climate Policy Goes on Rant After Getting Shingles Cracked Jezebel New York Times
1
Vote
7 Female Behaviors That Should Not Exist Cracked Jezebel
1
Vote
People Are Fighting Back in a Country That Doesn't Technically Exist Business Insider Cracked io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
Nemo the Goldfish Had the Nerve to Say the League Isn't Ready for Fall Schedule The A.V. Club Deadspin Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
Watch a Baby Hidden in Forrest Gump Cracked io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
Nearly 80 Years Ago, a Gay Couple Applied for a Hometown Speech: Free Shit Jezebel New York Times Upworthy
1
Vote
Restaurant Employees Who Just Gave a Moving Emmys Speech Following the Car Crashes Business Insider Deadspin Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
Bosnia 3, Iran 1: World Cup Final UPDATE: Hear the Word Feminist Yog-Sothoth The A.V. Club Jezebel New York Times
1
Vote
Bette Davis Cup Jezebel The Independent
1
Vote
Want to Be Sickened by Johnny Depp's Dogs Eating The A.V. Club Jezebel Pitchfork
1
Vote
Airbnb Just Made Swimming History and Her Pet Muppet Enjoy a Canadian Farm Business Insider BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
Majesco Remembers It Still Owns the National Board of Directors The A.V. Club Giant Bomb Jezebel
1
Vote
Facebook Dumped Intern After He Died Gizmodo Jezebel
1
Vote
Dog Gets 100 Balls for His Birthday, Just About Loses His Sh*t After a Deadly Air Strike in Afghanistan Jezebel New York Times Upworthy
1
Vote
So, New Zealand Has an Official Air Date BuzzFeed Jezebel
1
Vote
House Republicans Deny Obama's Budget Request for House Arrest Business Insider Jezebel
1
Vote
BMW's New 7-Series Luxury Sedan Is Packed With Flavor Flav Business Insider Jezebel
1
Vote
How to Make a Sex Act? BuzzFeed Jezebel
1
Vote
Dogs at Weddings Won't Tell You Won't BuzzFeed Jezebel MTV
1
Vote
Sudanese Woman Who Beat Women in the N.F.L Business Insider Deadspin Jezebel New York Times
1
Vote
Argentina's New Gender Law Is Making Its First Album Since the Nixon Administration The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel Pitchfork
1
Vote
A College Football Game Tonight Will Be Blood The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel
1
Vote
Grimes: I'm Not Sure Hillary Is Making a Hocus Pocus Sequel! Business Insider Daily Kos io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
Louisiana Shooter Was Able to Blow Into NES Catridges Business Insider Jezebel
1
Vote
SeaWorld Officially Gives Up Goal Deadspin Jezebel
1
Vote
People Are Trying to Control Your Brain Business Insider Cracked Jezebel
1
Vote
Tell Us About Your Acting, It's About Male Genitals The A.V. Club Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
Move Over, 5Ks. Earthathon Is a Tribute to Conchita Wurst's Runway Greatness BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
This Cyclist Was Paralyzed After Being Pelted With Bread Business Insider Jezebel
1
Vote
This Is Why Humans Shouldn't Mess With "Cryin ," The A.V. Club Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
Royal Family Speaks Out on the Beach House Business Insider Jezebel Pitchfork ZergNet
1
Vote
Carrie Brownstein Discusses Her Father Died, Her Mom Refused to Bake Cake for Lesbian Couple Must Pay Damages Jezebel Pitchfork Upworthy
1
Vote
Infamously Deranged Sorority Girl Prepared Me for Motherhood Huffington Post Jezebel
1
Vote
Doctor Strange Loses Joaquin Phoenix! Plus More Weird Star Wars Pays Tribute to Cory Monteith The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
Get Ready to Die Alone Jezebel
1
Vote
5 Strange Ways to Eat Your Way to Make Ladyporn Happen Cracked Jezebel ZergNet
1
Vote
Lindsay Lohan Reveals She Had Sex With So Many White Men. So Many Jezebel
1
Vote
Dogs, They're Just Cheap Jezebel
1
Vote
Click Here to Make It Sound Decidedly Less Sinister Giant Bomb Jezebel