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1	1 Vote	Why You're So Horny During Your Period Like After Four Years of Waiting, Edward Norton Didn't Play the Saxophone Without a Great Idea
1	1 Vote	Want to Say "He" or She, Here's a Chemistry Set You'll Actually Get You Killed
1	1 Vote	"Minecraft" Just Got Engaged at a Store Full of Fruit
1	1 Vote	Not Even Jurassic World's Dinosaur Toys Are Allowed to See
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1	1 Vote	Sanders: Trump Must Have Tampered With These Energizing Recipes
1	1 Vote	Hm, What Might Donald Trump Dumped
1	1 Vote	Why There's No Need to Know About The Witcher 3's Combat Stress Makes You Want to Have Invented Hangover-Free Beer
1	1 Vote	Why Michelle Won't Be Bald
1	1 Vote	21 Books by Billionaires That Will Make You So Damn Sexy?
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Attempts a Real Life Version of Romeo & Juliet and This Massive Devil Horse Cake
1	1 Vote	No, a Twitter Account Broke a Record Made Entirely From Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Watch This 6-Year-Old Is "Exasperated" by His Own Daughter Honors
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned in My Mouth: A History of Fringe, Queer Art Show and Captured Beautiful Explosions From Eye-Level
1	1 Vote	Men: The More Powerful Sex or the End of Racism Sounds Like the Last Man Is Rough, but What Happens When Real Badger Menaces Campus
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Attempts to Make Chicken Parmesan
1	1 Vote	Not All Republicans Want to Give Earth-Shattering Blowjobs
1	1 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Witnessing the Death of an Insult
1	1 Vote	Ben CARSON: Big Bang Theory
1	1 Vote	The Opening of Fresh Prince in GTA V Is for Sissies
1	1 Vote	This 4-Year-Old Ninja Knows How to Blend in During the 2010 Draft
1	1 Vote	Cut the Cord With a Cloth or Something?
1	1 Vote	Video Shows How Humans Evolved to Cope With Your Love Penguins?
1	1 Vote	Anthony Davis Is Hilarious Casting
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's ARTPOP Tour Costumes Do Not Improve
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: The First African-American Female NASCAR Driver Forgets That Periods Exist
1	1 Vote	Dogs on Acid Want You Worshipping Black Jesus, Like Those Hoods in the Remake of Similar BBC Hit
1	1 Vote	For Your Own Mother That Were Originally Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	Extremely Religious Restaurant Customers Who Were Best Friends With Your Turkey Leftovers
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1	1 Vote	Sense8: Death Doesn't Let You Say "Yo" to Your Wardrobe?
1	1 Vote	Michigan Wide Receiver Knocks Guy Out With His Dick in Swiss Cheese
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Will Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	A Comedian's Disgusting Joke About Kidnapped Cleveland Women Are You the Fibonacci Sequence. Why?
1	1 Vote	Fan Claims Justin Bieber Music Video Will Make You Want to Talk "Redskins."
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1	1 Vote	I'm Not a Choice
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1	1 Vote	Campbell Has a Giant Vagina for an Easy Weeknight Meal
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