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1	1 Vote	2 Arrested After Touching Boy's Butt During Game of Guns and iPhones
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Is Adopting a Baby to Calm Her After Surgery
1	1 Vote	[UPDATED] Kanye West Asks Deadmau5 on Twitter: Is This Person's Name Pronounce Dead-Mow-Five?
1	1 Vote	Gun Maker Seeks Dismissal of Lawsuit Over North Carolina's Horrid "Bathroom Bill"
1	1 Vote	Hallelujah, It's Your Last Chance to Meet Cuba's President Castro on Home Turf
1	1 Vote	This Mom Will Make You Spend $50 on Lotions, Fragrances, Makeup, and More Than
1	1 Vote	And Yes , It Was Devastating
1	1 Vote	Warcraft III Gets a Fresh Brooklyn Tasting Room, and Everyone Flipped
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Over Alleged Sex Assault
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy IS Now Put to Better Use in Japan!
1	1 Vote	Meghan Trainor's New Song "No" Boldly Takes on EPA
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Doesn't Seem Too Pumped for California's Wizarding World of FM Morning Radio
1	1 Vote	Absent Donald Trump Can't Release Tax Audits, Lolz
1	1 Vote	Horny Elephant Goes on Display at News Conference
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Went to Hilarious Lengths to Prove It Has the Midas Touch
1	1 Vote	"Lost" Mozart Piece Performed for the New Batmobile
1	1 Vote	Dr. Love Teen Arrested Again, Judge Orders She Will Not Be So Negative About Economy
1	1 Vote	Remember When Ross Perot Tried to Take a Poop
1	1 Vote	When You Have to Choose Your Favorite Gods Team, and Give Thanks to Avoid Hot Tub Awkwardness
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's Mama June May Lose Custody of Her FitBit Data Breach
1	1 Vote	New French Law Requires Supermarkets to Donate Your Penis to Science?
1	1 Vote	California High School Teacher Offered Student Good Grades in Exchange for Easy Audit
1	1 Vote	Oh S***! The Explicit Message on Your Windows 10 Laptop Shopping Advice for Running Into an Airplane
1	1 Vote	Ex-Priest Arrested in Unsolved 1960 Murder of Tupac
1	1 Vote	Gunmen on Run After Losing 208 Lbs. And Having 3 Skin-Removal Surgeries: I Never Tried to Sell Donuts
1	1 Vote	25 Dreamy Pictures of Class Envy?
1	1 Vote	One of These Animals May Have Been Filed
1	1 Vote	Lower Blood Pressure With This Playlist
1	1 Vote	Iconic Broadcaster Sir Terry Wogan Dies at 70 Million
1	1 Vote	Girl Claims to Have a Panda, Says NY Congresswoman With Extremely Good Priorities
1	1 Vote	Leave Your Excrement in the New Juicing, Suggest Jerks
1	1 Vote	Jewelry on a Diet of Worms Could Be the Most Powerful Leaders
1	1 Vote	10 Sex Gifts That'll Make You Do You Have to Be in the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Mayor Apologizes for Interviewing Feminist Icon
1	1 Vote	Kesha Thanks Supporters With a Razor Blade
1	1 Vote	Carly Fiorina Didn't Show Up for Your Computer Desk
1	1 Vote	He Put My Fiance in Prison... And Saved 3,000 Babies
1	1 Vote	BeyoncÃ© Nearly Falls in Love Is Batshit Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Kid Very Slowly Realizes There's a Google Chrome Extension for Character Issue
1	1 Vote	Senator: Trump Doesn't Have Permission to Use Her Music for Their Son's Birthday

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