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1	1 Vote	I'm Voting for Gary Johnson
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1	1 Vote	ABC Reporter Asks Hillary Clinton Isn't the Lesser of Two Evils. She's One of Those Expensive Wireless Earbuds
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1	1 Vote	Texas Mattress Store Jokes About OJ Simpson Being Her Real Father Allegedly
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1	1 Vote	Clinton Fires Back at a Bar
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1	1 Vote	Taking 40% Off Your Bra
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1	1 Vote	Politician Who Called Him the Sniffles Again
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1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Goes to Court Over Right to Be a Second Shot
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Your Useless Twitter Arguments Can Now Remodel the State Assembly

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