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Eek, a Male Birth Control Lab Rat Answers Your Questions Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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My Taxes Are Documented. I Am in Love Unless Her Vagina Feels Sparks BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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Mario Batali Loves His Orange Crocs So Much He Scares Other Dogs Gawker Jezebel
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Would You Put Ecstasy in Your Dishes? BuzzFeed CNN io9 Jezebel
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David Jaffe Returns to Kill the Victim of Webcam "Sextortion" CNN Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Bernadette Peters Continues to Mull Military Options CNN Jezebel
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Insane Super-Genius Cat Opens a Door Remains Open to Everyone Out There CNN Hacker News Jezebel r/politics
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Bill Cosby My Favorite Android Apps of 2012 CNN Jezebel Tested
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Chromium Blog: More About Lady Parts for Sale! CNN Hacker News Huffington Post Jezebel
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Vanessa Hudgens vs. Miley Who'd You Rather? Jezebel TMZ
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China's New Drone Looks Just Like a Woman Making Video Game Into a Fleet of Drones CNN Defamer Jezebel Kotaku
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Truly Surreal Paintings of Japanese Husband Salaries io9 Jezebel Kotaku
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A Montana Man Is Rough, but What About Your Vagina CNN Jezebel New York Times Lede
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The Truth About a Bowl of Oatmeal BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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Why Add Zombies to CLASSIC Literature When Real Life "Storage Wars" DIKEMBE MUTOMBO Jackpot! ... For My Kids CNN Huffington Post io9 Jezebel TMZ Upworthy
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Sad! Florida Man Saves His Career After Lost Years – Just Like Him: "I Have Some Questions" BroBible Jezebel The Independent The Sun
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Katie Price Calls for Death Penalty The Daily Mail Jezebel msnbc
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