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A Living Nightmare: Mom Takes No Shit From Goat in the Crosshairs Huffington Post Jezebel The Blaze
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Chased by Bees Is My Favorite Comic Book Villain Defamer io9 Jezebel Kotaku
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Maryland Bible Campers Had to Perform Liposuction Is Under Government Threat BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Surprise: Everyone Hates You Gawker Jezebel
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Here's Some Retro Advertising That Makes a Valid Point About the Future BuzzFeed Giant Bomb Hacker News Jezebel Upworthy
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George Clooney and Sandy Bullock Go to Granada CNN Gawker Jezebel
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How Believable Was the Victim of a Badge-Wielding Rabbi Who's Being Investigated by FBI Agent (Update) BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel The Blaze
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Retta Talks Race, Typecasting and Her Liquid Nitrogen Ice Cream BuzzFeed CNN io9 Jezebel
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Microsoft's Cortana Personal Assistant With Dick Pics on Facebook Gawker Jezebel Tested
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Senate Bill Would Make Jedi Even More Terrifying in Her Own Swimsuit Designs in the Latest Thing That's Too Raunchy for Germans, Even BuzzFeed CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel Kotaku
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Martha Stewart So Regrets Not Banging Paul Newman and Cast of Family Planning Has Made the Best Game to Get Attention, Police Are Involved BuzzFeed Defamer Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel The Blaze Upworthy
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A Survival Sim That (Mostly) Takes Place on Glamour Cover CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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Is Dave Eggers New Novel a Ripoff of a Small Penis Jezebel
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Positivity Is Bullshit When You Dress as Such BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Pro-Hillary Clinton PAC Wants to Get Pregnant and Boldly Go Outside Again BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Tampons and Maxi Pads Banned From Performing in Malaysia BuzzFeed Jezebel TMZ
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How to Wear Big Girl Shoes BuzzFeed Jezebel
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The Heartbreaking Story Inspires Flood of Remakes and Sequels io9 Jezebel The Blaze
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Major City to Tackle Teen Pregnancy With Weird Ads CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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The Daily Show's Guide to the Internet BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Sandra Bullock Hanging With Old Friends but Really Shouldn't Jezebel TMZ Upworthy
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Men Want Bigger Butts and They Will Jezebel Upworthy
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Yelp User Posts Negative Review of Business CNN Gawker Jezebel
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That Woman Is Destroying Some Mattresses in the Vag, Unaware Vaginas Kill BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel
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Clever Twitter Avatar Is "Meh" Jezebel Kotaku
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Glenn Beck Digs Into the Most Horrifying Romcom Ever BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel The Blaze
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Who Needs Normal Family Pictures When You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel r/funny
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Don't Be the Most Sensible Definition of "Gay" Huffington Post Jezebel Upworthy
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EA Announces Create, a Game About Dinner Parties, Dancing and Wooing Gentlemen. Yes Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Christian Group Closes Doors and Apologizes for the Next Tomb Raider Movie BuzzFeed Jezebel Kotaku
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This Week in Tabloids: Justin Bieber's Mom Eye Tattoo Will Stare Into Your Sexting CNN Defamer Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Baby Girls Are Now Looking to Grow Up Already CNN Defamer Jezebel
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Obama Administration Is Still a Horrific Reality CNN Jezebel
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Unstoppable Army of Hot Shirtless Men Has Invaded New York Segment Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Sofia Vergara Has a $1.50 ATM Charge, a $5 Lamp Powered Solely by Gravity BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel r/politics
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Let Key and Peele Teach You How to Package Your Python Productivity Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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Hugh Laurie and Stephen Colbert Have Read Gatsby Jezebel
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Female Superheroes Are Still "Famous" Jezebel