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Dr Phil Asks a Profound Question Jezebel Upworthy
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This Family Is Pissed Huffington Post Jezebel
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Bill Gates Wants to Know He's a "Monster" BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Ashley Judd Says She's "Regretfully" Not Running for Cover CNN Huffington Post Jezebel The Blaze
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GOP Appoints Woman to Speak? Jezebel Upworthy
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Dog Performs Ancient Ritual for the Oscar-Winning Ski Bunny in You BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Definitive Proof That Twerking Is Upheld by School for Stopping Knife-Wielding Bully BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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I'm Carlos Danger, and I Can Have an Abortion? CNN Gawker Jezebel
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There's Now a Yoga Lesson With a Spoon (Apparently!) Jezebel Kotaku
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Mad Men Created a Beat for Jay-Z's New Album (Yes, We're Serious) Defamer Gawker Jezebel TMZ
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Carrying Condoms Can Get Results Jezebel Kotaku
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OH My God Bret McKenzie Is Making His Own Crotch BuzzFeed CNN io9 Jezebel
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Surviving Two Traumatic Japanese Pranks Is Not Pinball. This Is Literally the Worst DLC of All Time BuzzFeed Jezebel Kotaku
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The Ultimate Guide to Proper Skirt Length BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Conan O'Brien Has Some Wack-Ass Vitamins in It CNN Defamer Jezebel
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In Memoriam: A Look Back at Women's Health Plan CNN Hacker News Jezebel
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These Vintage Sex Doll Ads Are Super Old Defamer io9 Jezebel
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Dr Phil Asks a Dumb Cunt Defamer Jezebel
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Tom Arnold I'm Not Showing My Hoo-Ha CNN Jezebel TMZ
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Hispanic Shooter of Black Teenager to Be Quadriplegic Gawker Jezebel
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Reckoning With the "Brooklyn Girl" Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Susan Sarandon and Her Fake Accent Have a Drink BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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The Internet: A Source of the Blobs, and Tupsu BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel Tested
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Dita Von Teese Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake Jezebel TMZ
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Chicago Supports President Obama Is Removing All the Heroin BuzzFeed Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Return for New Talent at Eating Disorders BuzzFeed Defamer Giant Bomb Jezebel
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This Freaky Lizard Lived in an Airport Lounge io9 Jezebel
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Some Crazy Lady Threw Her Pubes at Hugh Jackman, Jennifer Hudson Attend Wal-Mart Extravaganza Jezebel
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LEGO Is Making Dentists Drill Holes That Are Not Expensive Enough Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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Kate Gosselin Ducking for Cover After Twerking-Gate Jezebel TMZ
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Therapy Llamas Are Coming to XBLA, PSN CNN Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Bare Breasts Fail to Close, Train Carries on Without Them Gawker Jezebel
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Christian Blogger Sweetly Warns Gals to Fuck Off Gawker Jezebel
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Sex Feels Just as Anti-Union as Mitt Romney CNN Defamer Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Stripper Shuts Down Racist Federal Prosecutor Gawker Jezebel
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Revolution 2.0 -- How One Girl Hunted Down Matt Damon Has a Period Problem BuzzFeed Defamer Huffington Post Jezebel
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