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WaPo Writer Uses Louis C.K. s Pedophile Joke to Defend Her Right to Deny Women Contraception Coverage in Spending Bill CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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How Yesterday's Feminists Invented the Radio Telescope io9 Jezebel
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