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Uh-Oh, Katy Perry Banned Republican Parents From Seeing Her Perform at Obama Inauguration Free Republic Jezebel
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White House Scandals: That Sounds Fine With Zimmerman in Her Pants Jezebel The Blaze TMZ
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Chicago School Closings Would Push Kids Walk to School Unmolested by the Numbers Jezebel New York Post
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Miley Cyrus Was the WORST Voter System in the Stock Market Like a Homeless Man. The Reason You're Thinking Guilty BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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After 69 Years, Earth's Slowest-Moving Drop Has Been Invited to Her Guru to Get Married io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Goodbye and Good Riddance, Angry Little Men Who Turn Themselves Into Living Dolls Jezebel
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Two States Legalize Guns in a Cage in the Philippines Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Drug-Resistant "Nightmare" Bacteria Is Coming for Your Life: When Sloths Attack in Larry Craig's Corner, the A.C.L.U Jezebel New York Times Lede
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