Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Sources / Jezebel Smash Jezebel

63,670 smashes / 181,458 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines
5.2 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

Best Recent
1
Vote
Here Are the Top 4 Lies Porn Tells Men ... No Problem! Jezebel The Blaze TMZ Upworthy
1
Vote
Half of His Eyeball io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
A Definitive List of Awkward Shit Women Do to His Resume Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
OKCupid Juggalos Are Ready to Surrender Jezebel New York Times Lede
1
Vote
The Jury Is Adorably in Need of Their Tails io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
Bryan Singer Has a Serious Scholar's Secret Past as a Flotation Device io9 Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
It's Official! Video Proves Walter White Was an Evil, Evil Man Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
Valet Identifies Actress as "Fat" on Parking Ticket Giveaway BroBible Jezebel
1
Vote
10 Ornaments That Make No Sense, and I KNOW Your Girlfriend's Christmas Present CollegeHumor io9 Jezebel The Chive TMZ
1
Vote
This Is for Lovers CollegeHumor FaithIt Jezebel
1
Vote
Angry White Men Can Have a Trip Down Memory Lane Kiffin CNS News Jezebel The Chive TMZ
1
Vote
Meet Casey Legler, the Woman Who Never Existed io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
It's Arbitrary to Call Her a "Beached Whale" io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
Vin Diesel: I'm Not Allowed to Talk About How Math Works io9 Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
I Call It "Thighlights Celebration" — It's Like to Have a Dirty Little Secret Service Jezebel New York Times Lede The Chive Upworthy
1
Vote
Miley Cyrus Wants Chris Brown's Name Tattooed on Her Rainbow Jezebel
1
Vote
How to Spot a Ray of Hope and Despair Jezebel New York Times Lede
1
Vote
And Now, a Wine Carafe Shaped Like Penises io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
Saturday Night Social: The Return of the Oprah Diaspora Jezebel
1
Vote
What Do Dry Cleaning, Amphibians, and Descendants of John Adams Have to Do Tonight: Learn This Choreography to Beyoncé s "Partition" Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
Texas Treats Pigs Better Than You Might Gawker Jezebel
1
Vote
Snooki Hates the "C" Word Terrorism Gawker Jezebel
1
Vote
Will Michèle Flournoy Be the Pope? CollegeHumor Jezebel
1
Vote
An In-Depth Chat With the Honey Boo Boo Nickname Generator Jezebel Kotaku
1
Vote
One Time Martha Stewart Is Out of F@#%ing Nowhere Jezebel The Chive TMZ
1
Vote
Your Appliances Are Trying to Sell Star Trek Coloring Books io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
I Just Want to Hang Out With You BuzzFeed Jezebel The Chive
1
Vote
Emoticons as Demonstrated by Actual SI Swimsuit Models BuzzFeed Jezebel
1
Vote
I Am Eating a Dirty Peasant Hamburger One Time Clint Eastwood & Wife DIVORCE DISMISSED Now Let's Bike Together! Jezebel TMZ
1
Vote
Guy Backflips and Takes Out Incredible Craigslist Ad to Get Choked Up While Accepting Humanitarian Award BroBible BuzzFeed Jezebel
1
Vote
The Future of the Anti-Gay-Marriage Bat io9 Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
Werewolves in the Best Way to Start a Dialogue CNS News io9 Jezebel New York Post The Chive
1
Vote
Meet the New Season of "Arrested Development" io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
Time to Gloat Magnificently About His Roid Rage on Cable TV Shows BroBible CollegeHumor Jezebel
1
Vote
How to Get Blasted at the Strip Club ... For My Stupid Tax Forms CollegeHumor Jezebel The Chive TMZ
1
Vote
Insidious 3 Is Coming for Your Next Boyfriend: The Guy Who Gets Turned on by Farts io9 Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
15 Ladies Who Can Out-Party You Any Night Cheese CollegeHumor Jezebel
1
Vote
Students Arrested on Scene of Gay Hugs Jezebel New York Post TMZ
1
Vote
Teresa Heinz Kerry Released From Guantánamo, but Not Being a Shithead Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
1
Vote
Guilt Just Makes Us Joyless Football Manager Drones Deadspin Jezebel