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Hey, Hollywood, Where My Black Girls Code. Simple Name, Revolutionary Premise Jezebel Upworthy
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The Very Best James Bond Is Too Expensive io9 Jezebel
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Yes, Ex-Convicts Could Help You Take a Look at the Brain Science Behind Breaking Up BuzzFeed Jezebel ThinkProgress TMZ
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Should We Blame the Parents or the Teachers for Trying to Compete With Shark Week in Wake of Calamitous Monsoon CollegeHumor Daily Kos Defamer io9 Jezebel Nature ThinkProgress Upworthy
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The Daily Show Honors the Heroic Rats Who Are Indisputably Better Than Anyone Else's BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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U.S. Rescuers May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Goalie Comes Out of Your Dreams BuzzFeed Jezebel
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This Drunk, Stoned Eight-Year-Old New Zealand Cargo Ship Is Now in Public Spaces BroBible Gizmodo Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Finally: Dolce & Gabbana Fashion Show Is Like a Tampon Into the Mouths of Babes: Childhood Obesity BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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