Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Sources / Jezebel Smash Jezebel

63,670 smashes / 181,458 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines
5.2 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

Best Recent
1
Vote
Look AT Sacha Baron Cohen's Inherently Humorous Beard for the Reals The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
Superhero Flicks Are Hotter Than Ever, but Wonder Woman Charged Jezebel
1
Vote
7 Movie Badasses (Who Completely Fail to Explode Cracked Jezebel
1
Vote
How to Social Farting Cracked Jezebel
1
Vote
These Brilliant Snapchat Stories About Britney Spears From Her Vagina Feels Sparks BuzzFeed Jezebel
1
Vote
There Will Not Filibuster VAWA Jezebel ThinkProgress
1
Vote
This Week in the U.S. Embassy in 1979 Jezebel New York Times Lede
1
Vote
20 Stars Who Have a Rhyming Chapter Jezebel ZergNet
1
Vote
Man on a Dog Brand Called American Beagle Outfitters BuzzFeed Jezebel
1
Vote
Selfie Loathing: January Jones Gets Graphic Novels The A.V. Club Jezebel
1
Vote
Sexy Sex Vampires Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Split Up From GoDaddy to Air This Footage Jezebel ThinkProgress Upworthy
1
Vote
5 Unfortunate Biases Hard Coded Into Your Soul Ripped Out Through Your Mind on a Scholarship Business Insider BuzzFeed Cracked Jezebel
1
Vote
Anti-Abortion Zealots Ask for Wichita Clinic to Be MILFs Now? Daily Kos Jezebel
1
Vote
These Three Guys to Buy This $6,500 Santa Stakeout Kit BuzzFeed Jezebel
1
Vote
How Have I Done Stuck My Dick In?: 15 Songs About Winter Sucks The A.V. Club Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
Tea Party Guide to "True Detective" Trolling Everyone All Along? Jezebel ZergNet
1
Vote
Health Care to Find The Lazy Ones Jezebel ThinkProgress Upworthy
1
Vote
Christian Blogger Sweetly Warns Gals to Fuck Me Jezebel
1
Vote
Secret Tips and Tricks for Your Pumpkin Pie Jezebel ZergNet
1
Vote
How Infant and Toddler Girls Learn to Taste Numbers, Smell Words, or Hear Colors? io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
Bribing Your Kid's Way Into Once Upon a Time's Season Finale Due to School Shootings (For Real) io9 Jezebel Pitchfork
1
Vote
True Blood: A Totally Normal Show for Not Honking at Her Midtown Apartment The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
Get Psyched for the First Thing Your Favorite Celebs Are Keeping From You That Can Destroy Us Without Warning BuzzFeed Cracked Jezebel ZergNet
1
Vote
Taco Bell Secret Menu Items Ignore a Fundamental Truth About the Parasite Controlling Your Brain Interface Business Insider BuzzFeed Cracked io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
Pitchfork Nominated for an Ill-Fitting Bra Sizing BuzzFeed Jezebel Pitchfork
1
Vote
Orphaned Tiger Cubs Find a Really Awful News Organization Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
Nothing Can Help You Sound Like a Glitch in Reality's Programming BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
Get Ready for a Queer Person of Porn and Pokemon Have Way More Interesting Movie Version The A.V. Club BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
Florida's "Vampire" Congressional Candidate Might Be Originating in Bats Business Insider Jezebel
1
Vote
Candidate Not Allowed to Watch Jenny McCarthy on the Ellen DeGeneres Jezebel New York Times Lede Pitchfork
1
Vote
Sweden Bans Bestiality Because Somehow It Was Great Bars Jezebel ZergNet
1
Vote
Watch the Video That Will Make You Sick io9 Jezebel Pitchfork Upworthy
1
Vote
Two Famous Nice Guys of OkCupid Juggalos Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
Glasshole Lies About Recording Bar Patrons on TV Last Night? Jezebel Valleywag
1
Vote
Mike Huckabee Is on Sale Today in Reversal, FBI Now Emphasizes Role in Obama Inauguration BroBible Drudge Report Jezebel Lifehacker NewsBusters
1
Vote
Richard Cohen Thinks Interracial Families Make America Want to Know About DirectX 12 Common Core Standards Defamer Huffington Post Jezebel Tested
1
Vote
Beyonce and Solange Totally Bailed on Directing Bradley Cooper in American Politics The A.V. Club Jezebel The Blaze
1
Vote
Iowa GOP Bill Lets Women Know They Can Leave State of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen" Daily Kos Jezebel NewsBusters New York Times Lede Polygon
1
Vote
This Mom and Cunnilingus Distractify Jezebel
1
Vote
Tube Tops and Power Suits at the Mall Daily Kos Jezebel