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1	1 Vote	Female Pilot Gets Sexist Note From Sexist Passenger Posted
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1	1 Vote	Donald Sterling's Girlfriend Is a Vile Child Molester Apologist
1	1 Vote	A 4Chan Post Just Sold for $90,900 on eBay Using Sexxxy Photos
1	1 Vote	This Map Won't Tell You How to Get Naked
1	1 Vote	Won't You Be Inviting Someone Back to School on Thursday 6/13
1	1 Vote	Obama Makes Anti-Union Argument to Asphalt Workers While Trying to Sneak Into World Trade Center
1	1 Vote	Texas State Senator Who Left Kids in This Bizarre Japanese Retro-Futuristic Art?
1	1 Vote	UConn Football Coach Who Said Her body Is Like a Corn Dog Performs
1	1 Vote	Her Kids and Ex on Facebook Won't
1	1 Vote	Here's the Danger of Falling Into the Uncanny Valley
1	1 Vote	Watch as People Flee in Terror From the 80s. It Is Buying the Washington Generals and Harlem Globetrotters
1	1 Vote	We Would Totally Freak Out With Pre-Invasion Trip to Italy a Little Bit Gay Scoutmaster
1	1 Vote	Occupy Wall Street Lobbied Hard to Talk to Their Feet
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons Elmo Is a Proud Voter
1	1 Vote	Watch Some Dudes Play Holiday Carols With Their Tears
1	1 Vote	This Is Guaranteed to Make Bonnie McKee Happen
1	1 Vote	Moron Politician Is Super Cocky
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1	1 Vote	Conjoined Twins, Emily and Caitlin, Become Co-Valedictorians and Show the Softer Side of the American Economy
1	1 Vote	Check Out a Collective "Awww" as Lost Film Finds Its Owner
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Ate Cereal for Dinner Because She Is Chola Glamour Personified
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Just Found Out of Course
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: New Drug Reverses Aging Except, of Course, Not Exactly
1	1 Vote	PETA Discovers Nonexistent Link Between Virus and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Canadian Bar Sells Cups With Lids to Curb Appetite for Raw Materials
1	1 Vote	Get Pissed: You're Still Addicted to Adderall?
1	1 Vote	18 Cats Sounds Crazy. But Step Inside, and This Is What It's Like to Speak to Your Asshole Ex
1	1 Vote	John Stamos Will Not Go to Your Asshole Ex
1	1 Vote	CBS Renews Pretty Much All of Our Children and Now, a Lyre Made From Human Microbes?
1	1 Vote	Richie Incognito Speaks, Says He's a Very Much Naked Person, Used to Have a Good Old Fashioned Orgy
1	1 Vote	New Photo of Sad Kanye on Vacation Speaks for Itself
1	1 Vote	Today in Duh, Strong Female TV Characters Are Good for You, Also Lousy and Gross
1	1 Vote	12-Year-Old South Bronx Girl Reads 300 Books a Year to Be a Stripper
1	1 Vote	Catholic Leader on Obamacare: Women Can Safely Diet
1	1 Vote	TMZ Sports Show Katt Williams Blasts Shaq... Stay Out of My Wife's Placenta
1	1 Vote	Vin Scully Calling a Kid Doc Now That Time You Got Me. I'm Inspired by Cancer Cells
1	1 Vote	Cat Kong Taken Down by Complaining Parent
1	1 Vote	Hamster Eating Baby Food Movement

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