Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Sources / io9 Smash io9

49,125 smashes / 120,996 upvotes / smashed from 35,097 real headlines
3.4 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

Best Recent
1
Vote
Meet Larry, the Projectile-Vomiting Robot Dinosaur io9 Mashable
1
Vote
You'll Never Be as Smart as a Freelancer io9 Upworthy Wired
1
Vote
Walmart Prices Would Rise by Pennies if It Can Make You Smarter io9 Lifehacker ThinkProgress
1
Vote
Obama to Hold Out for the Role of Thor CNN FiveThirtyEight io9
1
Vote
When a Church Camp Bus Filled With Absurdity and Astronauts to the Weeknd Shares Title Track CNN CollegeHumor Giant Bomb io9 New York Post Pitchfork
1
Vote
A Call for Creation of a Spoiler Huffington Post io9 New York Times Lede
1
Vote
This Timelapse-Supercut of European Landmarks Will Leave You With Sexy Disregard for Feelings The A.V. Club io9
1
Vote
What Your Eyes Glitter With Stardust io9 ZergNet
1
Vote
Westboro Baptist Church by Taking a Dump in Your Fiction BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
The West Is Stumbling as Autocratic Force Is Strong With Geckos Business Insider io9
1
Vote
David O. Russell Brand New Best Friend Sent Him Dick Pix The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
The Woodward Effect Allows for Endless Supplies of Starship Fuel Panic in China to Celebrate Your Afro Puffs! The Guardian io9 Jezebel Mashable New York Post
1
Vote
Why Wolverine Was Saved From Being Too Unrealistic for a Brief New Orleans Brass Bands The A.V. Club Cracked io9 ZergNet
1
Vote
This Floating Black Ball Is the New Year Begins io9
1
Vote
BBC Apologizes for All Those Pictures of Celebs Hanging Out With Jessica Seinfeld BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times
1
Vote
Your Imaginary Boyfriend: Kanye West Vows to Fight for the Host Is Sexy Body Hack: Eat Walnuts to Boost Sperm Health Exchange io9 Jezebel New York Times
1
Vote
Martha Stewart's Reddit AMA Reveals She Has a Vitamin D Deficiency io9 Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
The Do's and Don'ts of the Haunted Space Elevator Phone BuzzFeed Cracked io9
1
Vote
Now That's Rich People Still Buy Music: Anybody Who Didn't Get Along With Your Obsolete Technology? The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel New York Times
1
Vote
9 Tasty Foods Named After Tolkien Characters io9 Mental Floss
1
Vote
21 Unbelieveable Candid Photographs of Decaying Cans of Human Beings BuzzFeed io9 Upworthy
1
Vote
A Hotel Used Customer Feedback Cards to Create Plan to Start Making a Vegetarian Version of We Can't Stop The A.V. Club Business Insider BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times
1
Vote
Here Are Goldman Sachs Forecasts for Everything You Should Never Eat Business Insider io9 ZergNet
1
Vote
Science Proves That Karma Is Real — Here's How Much You Need to Know About Hummus The A.V. Club Business Insider BuzzFeed io9 ZergNet
1
Vote
6 Bad Ideas or the Teachers for Our Dear Leader Cracked io9 Upworthy
1
Vote
5 Horrifying Secret Rules of Country Album Covers for Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, More Insane 80s Space Fantasy Food Delivery Business Insider Cracked io9 Pitchfork
1
Vote
Twins With $98K of Plastic Trash Have in Common? io9 Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
You Can Be Like if It Killed Them? io9 Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
ABC News, I Don't Want You . . To Become Permanent Business Insider io9 Upworthy
1
Vote
Delicious Chicken Pot Pie Like You've Never Seen io9 Upworthy ZergNet
1
Vote
Of Course There Was a Remake of Ghostbusters io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
The Recording Industry Will Destroy Your Favorite Sandwiches io9 Jezebel McSweeny's ZergNet
1
Vote
Tiger Woods Has the Time Mormons Baptized Adolf Hitler and Vlad the Impaler The A.V. Club Business Insider io9
1
Vote
7 Lost Bodies of 800 Babies Were Found in This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Rocket Fuel Business Insider BuzzFeed Cracked io9
1
Vote
Dead Ostrich Quadcopter Set to Take Back the Electric Chair Business Insider io9
1
Vote
Here's Why Banning the Word "Impossible" Business Insider FaithIt io9
1
Vote
Remember When Music Videos Used to Have History of Hilariously Unrealistic Sports Games Workshop The A.V. Club io9 New York Times Upworthy
1
Vote
Listen to What Our Ancestors Language Sounded Like 6,000 Years Ago in Tehran, a More United Regime io9 New York Times Lede
1
Vote
What's the Absolute Worst Reason Any Kid Could Ever Get to Complete His MiracleMan Story io9 Upworthy
1
Vote
You'll Flip When You Notice Anything Different About This Weird Ad From Korea Business Insider io9 Jezebel Upworthy