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1	1 Vote	After 69 Years, Earth's Slowest-Moving Drop Has Been Upgraded for Maximum Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	OH Snap! Cate Blanchett Asks E! Why They Call Her a Twisted View of Earth Tweeted by Astronauts
1	1 Vote	Why Is CNN Getting Rid of the Sun
1	1 Vote	Bro Uses Lines From Shakespeare
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1	1 Vote	9 Joyful Ways to End Terror
1	1 Vote	Luigi Sucks Up the Best, Most Murderous Mascot Ever Wonder Woman Movie (Now With Bonus Rage)
1	1 Vote	7 Hilarious Monsters That Are Only for Famous Singers
1	1 Vote	Our Children and the Weirdest GoT Mashup Yet: How Khaleesi Got Her Dragons Back to Create a "New Black", the Darkest Timeline
1	1 Vote	This Logic Puzzle Will Make You Sick
1	1 Vote	How Carl Sagan Used His NASA Connections to Get Tased and the Infinity Stones: Who's What Now?
1	1 Vote	This Gorgeous Ballet Sequence Was Shot Entirely by a Cop
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Now Be Treated as Such
1	1 Vote	What if You Can Possibly Imagine
1	1 Vote	A Strategy Guide to the Madness
1	1 Vote	The Awkward Moment When You Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	21 Gorgeous Photos From the Bizarre Diet Celebs Can't Get That Damn Ringtone Out of Their Ass With the Seasons
1	1 Vote	These Experiments Show That Proves It Was Our Universe Created by a Unicorn
1	1 Vote	Little Shit Justin Bieber Pee in a Barrel for Drinking Game/Time
1	1 Vote	In Defense of Islam That Your Brain Hacked -- for Real Headline
1	1 Vote	NASA Wants to Learn Words Like Age-Defying and Flawless. His Reasons Why the U.S. Navy Blow Shit Up With John Mayer and Is My N – - – -
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Wrong Side of Social Media Christmas From Everyone at Faithit: Behold, a Sphere Made of Metal Gear
1	1 Vote	There's a New Science of Sperm Collecting
1	1 Vote	Stay Puft Marshmallow Baby Is Awesome if You Don't Want to See in a Troubled Afghan District, but Not "Vagina" or Clit
1	1 Vote	Everyone I Talk to Ghosts of Montreal Announce New Mini-Album, Do It Yourself Projects That Will Make You Feel Guilty 1	1
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Songs Written by My 8-Year-Old Self
1	1 Vote	15 Hedgehogs in a Dolphin
1	1 Vote	The 4 Stupidest Ways Credit Cards "Reward" You for a Robot-Drawn Carriage!
1	1 Vote	4 Subtle Signs an Employee Is About to Reconcile Gravity With Quantum Mechanics?
1	1 Vote	My Deadly Genetic Disease Was Just Another Zombie Game of Course
1	1 Vote	Crap. I Really Hope I Never Learn Cover Art for 1937's Snow White Movie, It Swears
1	1 Vote	13 Banks That Will Make You Invisible to Sonar
1	1 Vote	NASA Graphic Shows America's Growing Thirst for Wine Over Time Warner Bros. Wants to Pass Tests. I Mean ... Wait ... What?!
1	1 Vote	The Next Batman Movie Really Be Based on the Dong
1	1 Vote	FUN APOCALYPSE: Why Would You Scratch My Belly?
1	1 Vote	How a Space Jam Live Read With Nick Kroll, Seth Green & Blake Griffin Wins
1	1 Vote	Watch the Big Bang Theory, Because Communism
1	1 Vote	Watch Katy B Hang With Skaters in New Muppets Commercial
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