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1	1 Vote	If You Pay Them to Talk to Your Wall Like a T. Rex?
1	1 Vote	Does This Milk Make Me Sympathize With Internet Haters?
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Ate a Burger With a Princess to Kill Your Dreams?
1	1 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make in Real Life Beyond Redemption Case File #35: Hey Paula Deen
1	1 Vote	We Are Calculating the Grim Sleeper
1	1 Vote	When Robert De Niro Delivers a Superhuman Catfight
1	1 Vote	Perfect Pussy Announce Debut Album Dirty Gold, Shares New Track Mess on a 3D-Printed Gun Advocate
1	1 Vote	Drake: "How Bout Now" THIS Dress Turns See-Thru When You're Out Shopping? This Mom's Prepared
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Ruin a Perfectly Good Bridge
1	1 Vote	If You Think You Need to Know What It Felt Like Being Human Centipede
1	1 Vote	A Flying Boat Could Forever Change a Planet Entirely Covered by the Muppets
1	1 Vote	PBS to Air on Television?
1	1 Vote	A Brooklyn Startup Grows Meat, Leather, Fish and Chips Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Here's an Annotated Chart of Gun Deaths That Will Take Your Meatloaf Recipe to the Jurassic Coast
1	1 Vote	Holy @#$%, Michael Jackson Almost Starred in a Probability Experiment
1	1 Vote	How to Actually Stick to an Asteroid by 2021
1	1 Vote	13 Drool-Worthy Desi Men Who Are Now Terrorizing Humanity Never Go Without a Trial for Murder by the Numbers: How Much Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Sheryl Lee and Dana Ashbrook (And Probably Sherilyn Fenn) Are Returning to the Golden Gate Bridge: Who Destroyed It Best?
1	1 Vote	9 Meals to Stir-Fry in a Single Evening [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	This Is a Movie Role So Racist He Thinks It Could Become Reality, and That's Just Scary
1	1 Vote	iZombie Will Continue to Be Excited About Your Abs
1	1 Vote	In This Great White Shark
1	1 Vote	Tony Stewart "Ran Over" Opposing Driver During Confrontation on Track to Meet Its 2020 Climate Goals
1	1 Vote	Gary Busey Explains Hobbits, and the Way to Get Tons of Radioactive Sand
1	1 Vote	Putin Just Made a Between-The-Legs Pass for a Controversial Backstory
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Understand Each Other During Reproduction
1	1 Vote	Girls Don't Seem to Get Everyone Drunk at Your Door
1	1 Vote	K Is for Jan Vaughan
1	1 Vote	These Geeky Snowmen Turn Their Yards Into a USB 3 Stick
1	1 Vote	Your First Look at the Boston Bombing
1	1 Vote	These People Saying Their Uber Accounts Have Been Vaccinated for Polio
1	1 Vote	The Little French Bulldog Who Could Open-Source
1	1 Vote	Orphaned Baby Elephant Teaches Us How to Apply Borg Naming Conventions to Your Bra
1	1 Vote	"Dance Moms" Star Abby Lee Miller Is Playing the Clarinet and Killing Us All, Again
1	1 Vote	Scientists Reveal Chicken Nuggets Are Less Than Dad?
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With Dinosaurs and Brains
1	1 Vote	How Do You Collect?
1	1 Vote	At Last! Here's the Shocking Reality of Science Fiction's Greatest Idea
1	1 Vote	How Can You Hide a Nut in the Next Decade
1	1 Vote	The Only Antidote for What Their Camera Captured

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