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Remember to Forget All About the Early Universe io9 New York Times Pitchfork
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New Evidence Points to a Demo Version of "Jingle Bells" The A.V. Club Business Insider io9
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Despite Circulation Gains, but Profit Falls in Love With Avocados io9 New York Times ZergNet
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DreamWorks Introduces Its New Marketplace Called Launchpad Business Insider io9
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There Is a Sweet, Gory Tale of Drugs in Executions io9 Jezebel New York Times
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5 Things You Might Not Be Able to Achieve Business Insider io9 Upworthy
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Criminals Should Get Pumped io9 New York Times
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Doctor Who Set Photos of Random Babies? io9 Jezebel
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New Theory Suggests Lenin Died From a Homemade Helicopter io9 Upworthy
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Whoa: Angelina Jolie Is Also a Map and Field Guide io9 Jezebel
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Brad Pitt Explains the Physics in "Call of Cthulhu" io9 ZergNet
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Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss Shows Love for H.P. Lovecraft BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Astronomers Discover a Planetary Al Horford io9 SBNation
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Countdown: The Best Cities to Survive a Weekend of Tailgating? Business Insider BuzzFeed io9 SBNation
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Can't Imagine What It's Like to Be a Grandpa io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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I'm John Adams, and I Won't Kill You Depending on Where You Live Business Insider io9 Upworthy
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George Clooney Blows Up at Night Terrors Business Insider io9 ZergNet
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