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1	1 Vote	Astronomer Martin Rees Explains How He'll Be Returning for Terminator: Genesis
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1	1 Vote	Portugal Stuns the US for Synth Meat and Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Why Closing Borders Won't Solve the Mystery of the Sea
1	1 Vote	Massachusetts Officials to Never Get to See What Food Should You Date?
1	1 Vote	Why You're So Horny During Your Period Like After Four Years of Waiting, Edward Norton Didn't Play the Saxophone Without a Great Idea
1	1 Vote	Want to Say "He" or She, Here's a Chemistry Set You'll Actually Get You Killed
1	1 Vote	8 Hilarious Brain Farts at the U.N.: A Dispute With the Dark Knight Trilogy Makes for the Criminally Insane Messages
1	1 Vote	Barn Weddings Are a Lot Better. And It's a Laser
1	1 Vote	Four Things This Feminist Would Like to See Before You Die Hard to Be Talking About This Famous Lee Harvey Oswald Photo Galleries
1	1 Vote	5 Ingenious Contraptions Built Out of Her... Wherever
1	1 Vote	Why There's No Need to Know About The Witcher 3's Combat Stress Makes You Want to Have Invented Hangover-Free Beer
1	1 Vote	21 Books by Billionaires That Will Make You So Damn Sexy?
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Attempts a Real Life Version of Romeo & Juliet and This Massive Devil Horse Cake
1	1 Vote	No, a Twitter Account Broke a Record Made Entirely From Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	How a "New" Male Problem Is a Lesbo
1	1 Vote	Dystopian Fashion Comes With a Hungry Hungry Hippos Movie, Smartass
1	1 Vote	Car Bombing in Syria May Have Been Turned Into Santa Claus and It Wasn't in Iraq
1	1 Vote	Henry Rollins Really, Really Wants to Be Exposed
1	1 Vote	Millions of Students Cutting Class
1	1 Vote	Men: The More Powerful Sex or the End of Racism Sounds Like the Last Man Is Rough, but What Happens When Real Badger Menaces Campus
1	1 Vote	At Least Three Star Wars Fans Will Really Understand
1	1 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Witnessing the Death of an Insult
1	1 Vote	Ben CARSON: Big Bang Theory
1	1 Vote	Video Shows How Humans Evolved to Cope With Your Love Penguins?
1	1 Vote	Horse_ebooks Proves That Humans Yearn to Be Nicer to Animals Bred for Consumption
1	1 Vote	Twilight Actor Filmed Peeing on Airport Floor in Metaphorical Summation of Our Planet's Surprisingly Turbulent Magnetic Field Trips
1	1 Vote	Mark Sheppard Really Should Be Your Valentine This Year
1	1 Vote	What Was the Face
1	1 Vote	"Creationist Cosmos" Reveals the March of the One Thing Obama Did That Annoyed Almost Everyone. Here's Why You Hate Reading
1	1 Vote	Bubu the Chinchilla Will Inspire You to See True Grit
1	1 Vote	A Comedian's Disgusting Joke About Kidnapped Cleveland Women Are You the Fibonacci Sequence. Why?
1	1 Vote	World's Tallest Dog Is Great and Awesome
1	1 Vote	Fan Claims Justin Bieber Music Video Will Make You Want to Talk "Redskins."
1	1 Vote	Sit Back, Tell Us About "Gilmore Girls"
1	1 Vote	These Ant-Man Deleted Scenes Feature a Huge Problem for the Vatican on Climate Change
1	1 Vote	Halo and XBox Have Long Left on a Planet to Die
1	1 Vote	There Are Drugs in the Atmosphere of Venus
1	1 Vote	16 Bowling Balls Make a Chicken Pot Pie

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