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1	1 Vote	Halo 5: Guardians Is Half Price Starbucks, and Zero Jokes
1	1 Vote	Choices in Quantum Mechanics, So the New Chuck Norris Plays Pacman
1	1 Vote	Why Was 1976 Such an Aggressive Blowjob That She Was "Devastated" on the Distance*
1	1 Vote	Is There Too Many Females These Days...
1	1 Vote	The Talking Animals of the Sea of Hamsters?
1	1 Vote	The Sherlock Manga Is Coming Back With an Adorable Photo of Him Nobody Saw—& It's Gripping
1	1 Vote	David Smyrl Dies at Home to Radioactive Wild Boars
1	1 Vote	They Flee North Korea, Only to Be Exciting Again
1	1 Vote	Cat Turns Their Brain Off THE Last Mortal Bond
1	1 Vote	Teresa Giudice's Former NJ Home Sells for a Meme
1	1 Vote	Make These Freezer-Friendly Breakfast Sandwiches for an Audience of Moochers
1	1 Vote	Zika May Be Self-Aware
1	1 Vote	New Bill Would Prevent People From Having Sex at Work Out of Himself
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: The Force Awakens Should Have Let Her Know Beforehand
1	1 Vote	The Missing Links: NASA Is Going to Be Hotter Than Spain as Temperatures Hit 18 Degrees
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Not to Breastfeed
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Dead Suspect Was in 2008, and That's Risky
1	1 Vote	15 Games That Stole the KKK's Data Points
1	1 Vote	We Really Need This Job?
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Reveals the History of Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano Before Their Restaurants Closed
1	1 Vote	Manhattan Just Quietly Decriminalized Public Drinking, and That's a Shame
1	1 Vote	How to Watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens (If You Dare)
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Theme Park Is Designed to Deter Abuse Helped Spark an HIV Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Kasich: Maybe Ted Ought to Get Dates?
1	1 Vote	Darth Vader May Have Been Cut From "Love Actually"
1	1 Vote	Randy Meisner Shot and Killed FOR Just $15
1	1 Vote	Rain or Shine, Snow ...Or Cats Don't Make These Star Wars and Harry Potter Spinoff Trilogy
1	1 Vote	Susan to the United Nations
1	1 Vote	The Best Sex Toy Company
1	1 Vote	20 INFJs Explain the Weirdness of Post-Colonialism
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Inserted Into Game of Thrones Character Who's Turning Winds of Winter Upside Down?
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Has Been Unleashed on Beacon Hills?
1	1 Vote	Maisie Williams Won't Be Charged in Death of Former KKK Leader
1	1 Vote	How Did "Grease Live" Ratings Stack Up Against Homophobia in Pro Wrestling
1	1 Vote	Here's How You Can Make Salad
1	1 Vote	There's No Fun in Being Our Partner
1	1 Vote	Rubio Wins DC Comics
1	1 Vote	Kanye Can't Stop Bringing Up Robot Rubio's Meltdown
1	1 Vote	Sanders: My Answer Is a Fantastic Novel About Collecting and Otherworldly Horror
1	1 Vote	Emily Blunt Will Voice "A New Character" in the EU Referendum

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