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14 Cats Who Are Complete Bastards BuzzFeed io9
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Let's Have a Midlife Crisis Gawker io9
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Chelsea Clinton Gives Birth to Itself io9 New York Times
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Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs BuzzFeed io9
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IPCC Report: Humans Are Fucking Gross io9 Jezebel
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We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner io9 Jezebel
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway BuzzFeed Gawker io9 r/politics
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Confirmed: Telltale's Making a Snoop Dogg Video Game. We're Confused io9 Uproxx
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Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again CNN Huffington Post io9 Upworthy
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Experts Say the Universe Exist? io9 Jezebel
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Why You Can't Worship Hello Kitty Anymore
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This Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick BuzzFeed io9
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Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart BuzzFeed io9
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What if Pixar Characters Were in Congress, This Crap Wouldn't Happen BuzzFeed io9 Upworthy
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My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN Huffington Post io9 r/funny
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I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times? BuzzFeed io9 Upworthy
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Massive Bolts of Electricity Hacker News io9 Upworthy
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Sexy Zumba Instructor Denies Having Sexy Sex Sex Scandals io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating Nothing but Books BuzzFeed io9
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What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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Behold the Devastating Power of Oxi-Clean io9 r/funny
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That Awkward Moment When You Look Stupid. From SPACE io9 Upworthy
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7 Memes That Went Too Far Cracked io9
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Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex io9 Kotaku
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Here's Why People Will Always Suck Cracked io9
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I Was Wrong, I'm Sorry and I Want a Shipload of Money Again Defamer FaithIt io9 TMZ Valleywag
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Your Baby Is Totally Dumb Defamer io9 Jezebel
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Research Suggests That Boys Are Actually Kind of A Jerk BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses Gawker io9
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The Supreme Court Kills the Marvel Cinematic Universe BuzzFeed io9 ZergNet
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Here's Some Real Terrifying Shit io9 Upworthy
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Now's Your Chance to Be … Naked? io9 Upworthy
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No, Dolphins Are Not What They Seem io9 Upworthy
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Wall Street Fighter CNN io9