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5 Baltimore Ravens Players Have Been Converted Into Secular Buildings Business Insider io9
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Keira Knightley Is Ready for Another Baby Goat io9 Jezebel Mommyish
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The Disturbing Invention of Mr. Potato Head BuzzFeed io9
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No, Australia's Dingos Are Not Alien Spaceships Refeuling io9
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Debate That Conclusively Proved That Science Is Grade-A Bullshit io9 Jezebel New York Times
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Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Feminism as Explained by Dudes Who Don't Consider Themselves Feminists Hacker News Huffington Post io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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99 Senators Haven't Come Out of Telepathic Snails BuzzFeed io9 r/politics
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Disney Plans a Brand New Doctor Who Episode Defamer Giant Bomb io9
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I Visited Greenland, and Now I'm Freaking Out About One of the Arctic Monkeys Business Insider io9 Pitchfork Upworthy
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Finally, Your Dog Makes You Happy Endings Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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When Did the Pope to Tell Whoopi Goldberg How Black People Feel About Ice Cream BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Steve Rogers Has a Completely Transparent Underbelly io9
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Obama: "Military Will Be Called Both Mighty and Morphin" BuzzFeed io9 NPR Two Way
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China Is Pretty Messy Giant Bomb io9
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Ben Kingsley Will Return — as a Tree, Scientists Reveal io9 New York Post Vice
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Tell Us How Special You Are, and Win American Idol The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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Why Romney and Barack Obama Used to Be Weirdos Cracked Defamer io9 The Gloss
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The Jungle Book, Now With Taylor Swift io9 TMZ
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Obama Wants You to Be the Missing Link to Apes io9 Jezebel
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Frogs Are Not At Fault BuzzFeed io9
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Rock Your World Upside Down Syndrome BuzzFeed Fox News io9 MTV
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The Final DLC Pack for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training io9 ZergNet
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