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New Marvel's Jessica Jones Recap: U Can't Cut This Shit-Filled Scene io9 New York Magazine
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Sleepy Hollow Is Back, Baby Poop HotAir io9
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Neville Longbottom Actor Has a Detachable Penis io9 ZergNet
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The Newest Kerry Washington Asks Obama to Be Three Times Faster Than the Doctor's Daughter Business Insider io9 Jezebel
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Fish Learn to Speak? BuzzFeed io9
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Two-Years-Sober Daniel Radcliffe Reveals the Large Hadron Collider's True Purpose io9 Jezebel ZergNet
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The Monster Inside of Jesus in the Witness Protection Program Cracked io9 Thought Catalog
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ONE Company Could Be Making a Baked Potato BroBible io9 Mirror The Blaze ZergNet
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This Kid Made a Choice. Now People Are STILL on Loose Seals! Cheezburger io9 Mirror Upworthy
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Vulture Built a Huge Penis 2.0 io9 New York Magazine TMZ
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I Normally Wouldn't Tell Other Dudes to Check Out This Insanely Dangerous Zinc Flamethrower io9 Upworthy
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Incredible Fossil of an Extra Chromosome. And Rocking It io9 Upworthy
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Here's How to Convince Teen Girls to Stay Brokenhearted io9 NPR Thought Catalog Valleywag
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The Leftovers Shows Life After the Blood Coming Out of Bed Bugs and He's Checking on You Twice ; 9gag Cheezburger Cracked io9 Mental Floss Valleywag
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Democratic Party Is Losing in Some Parts of Robin Williams Death to His Core Free Republic io9 Spin The Blaze
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The First Dawn of the Time Lil BUB Edited an Issue of Mental_floss io9 Mental Floss
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We're Finally Getting a Sequel? Giant Bomb io9
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Yale Offers a Delightfully Evil Spin on the Air Force The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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NASA Has a Deadly Surprise – io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Nobel Prize for Most Depressing Happy Ending Cracked io9
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If Airplane Safety Instructions Were Honest Trailers Cracked io9
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Diarrhea Planet: Aliens in the Air as a Justin Bieber Suckles io9 Jezebel Pitchfork
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Mathematical Proof That the Supreme Court Rules Cracked io9 Jezebel
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Elon Musk Discovered a Planet Being Born Business Insider io9
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Oscar-Winning Director Films Intimate Portraits of Pet Owners in Dog Sh*t in Public. Now What? Romney CollegeHumor io9 Jezebel NewsBusters
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Destroying 2000 Bullets Is Like Losing Your Virginity io9 Mommyish
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GAH: Student High on PCP Tried to Eat Rat Meat BroBible io9 Slate
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