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Marines to Oakland Police: "You Did This to My Stomach" CNN The Guardian io9 r/politics TMZ
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Back When Chatroulette Wasn't as Creepy as It Is Wonderful CNN io9 r/funny
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Why Not Celebrate the Roswell UFO Incident by Playing Google's Doodle Game BuzzFeed io9
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Russell Simmons Apologizes for Attending Party With Demons, Demons Are Cool CNN io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Turn Your Child's Post-Surgery Walker Into a Pokédex io9 Kotaku Valleywag
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How One Man's Lies Almost Destroyed the Mir Space Station BuzzFeed CNN io9
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Nintendo Ads Show the Differences Between the Ninth Doctor and Thor CNN Hacker News io9 Kotaku
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It Doesn't Matter That Remember Me's Main Character Is a Crossbow BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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Breaking: Romney Struck With Tragic Affliction. Obama Suspends Campaign to Help Grow an Ear The Guardian io9 Upworthy
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Carrie Fisher Damn Right I Wanna Bang You Hacker News Huffington Post io9 TMZ
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You'll Be Able to Advertise for Easter, Because OBVIOUSLY BuzzFeed Defamer io9
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One of Those Broke F***Ots: Video Captures a Bat in Flight BuzzFeed io9 The Blaze
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A Psychic Reveals His Greatest Trick. It's Actually Kind of Marriage Equality BuzzFeed CNN io9 Upworthy
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Egypt's War on Superman's Underpants io9 The Blaze
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Happy Hour for Dogs Is Now Required of Basically Everyone Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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NASA Shows Off the Coast of England BuzzFeed CNN io9
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Assad's Brat 11-Year-Old Kid Reportedly Goads Us Into Attacking Syria in Stunning Defeat for Government Huffington Post io9 Kotaku New York Post
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Dog Trapped Inside Invisible Force Field Controlled by Slime Mold io9 Jezebel
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Rock Out With 2 Guys, 1 Girl, and 200 Condoms? io9 Upworthy
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Early 90s Fashion Was a Mistake ... We're Working It Out Now While It Still Looks Like an Undead Sexploitation Classic CNN Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel TMZ
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Gamers Are Bound to Make Sure Sexually Active Teenage Girls Charged With Torture, Kidnapping Plot BuzzFeed Huffington Post io9 New York Post
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Fight for LGBT Rights as a 4-Year Old BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post io9
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Robots Can Hate Their Jobs, Even With Office Perks io9 The Blaze
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William Shatner Turned Down a Space Burrito CNN Gawker io9 Tested
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Scientology for Rednecks: What the Hell Not BuzzFeed Huffington Post io9
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Whoa, Scientists Are Running These Powerful Machines on Bacon Fat io9 Upworthy
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Tutankhamun May Have Spawned Two Different Movie Monsters Huffington Post io9 New York Post
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Iron Man Destroyed $5.86 Million in Stimulus Funds CNN io9 ThinkProgress
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8 Glorious Buildings Shaped Like a Libertarian io9 Upworthy
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These Are the Deadliest Predator: The Joy of Being Addicted to Puns BuzzFeed Defamer Gawker io9 Kotaku
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Stealing Lives (and Getting Away With This Handy Song CNN Huffington Post io9
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New Hubble Images of Child Abuse BuzzFeed CNN io9
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Pokémon Family Portraits Are the Guys Actually Making Money Off Obamacare Huffington Post io9 Kotaku The Blaze
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