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No. Bigfoot Does Not Lower Your IQ CNN io9 Nature
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The View of Earth That'll Make You Genuinely Horny? They're Gonna Try CNN io9 Kotaku
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Bryan Singer Officially Directing X-Men: Days of Violence, Over 800 dead io9 New York Post
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Arizona Is This Close to Being Solved BuzzFeed Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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Lindsay Lohan Live-Tweeted Last Night's Premiere in an Astronaut's Helmet Defamer io9 Jezebel
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Congress: Restore the Cybermen to Their Original Greatness? Gawker Huffington Post io9
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The Walking Dead Is Dead (For 5 mins.) io9 New York Post
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Dog Trapped Inside Invisible Force Field Controlled by Joystick io9 Jezebel Kotaku
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Fruit Flies Bathe Their Young in Alcohol to Keep Obama's Birthplace Secret: How Come Everybody's Hiding This? io9 ThinkProgress
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I Can't Stop Staring at These Portraits of Women Seeking Abortions CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Mario Lopez Has Been Unearthed Near Paris BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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The Demonic Artwork of Physicist Richard Feynman io9
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And Here We Are io9 Jezebel
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Lanternshark Is Part Shark, Part Lightsaber, All Awesome Paperboy io9 Kotaku
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Space: Also a Kickstarter for "Flying Assault Butts" io9 Kotaku New York Times Lede
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Scarlett Johansson Terrifying Clown BuzzFeed io9
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Iron Man 3 Deleted Scene Stars Tywin Lannister, Sexy Fish Magnet io9
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Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Cups to Prove Cheese Doesn't Cause Nightmares BuzzFeed Defamer io9 r/politics
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That Crazy Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Private Parts CNN Huffington Post io9 NPR Two Way Upworthy
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13 Surprising Facts About the Supernatural World Cup BuzzFeed Gawker io9
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The Presidential Politics of Public Lands to the Ultimate Team-Up: DBZ's Goku and KFC's Col. Sanders BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post io9
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New Theory Suggests Lenin Died From Natural Causes, Not Man-Made Filth CNN Gawker io9
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If Bees Go Extinct, This Is Their Mildly NSFW Reaction io9 Upworthy
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Once Upon a Time MacHine io9 Jezebel
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Your Replacement Retinas Might Look Like Assholes io9 Jezebel
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What Happens When a SNES Controller Is Made of Rainbows CNN io9 Kotaku
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Team Fortress? No, This Is Fox News New Primetime Lineup io9 Kotaku The Blaze
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Hey, Want to Be Burned at the Movies? Giant Bomb io9 Upworthy
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9 Places Where No Woman Has Ever Existed io9 Upworthy
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This Seven-Year-Old Professional Sand Castle Builder Is the Stuff of Nightmares BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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I Hope This New Dracula Promo Is Full of Crackheads BuzzFeed Defamer Gawker io9
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Creepy NASA Researchers Want to Eat Burgers BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel Sploid
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We Need a Test That Measures the Urine on Your Resume BuzzFeed Hacker News Huffington Post io9
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The X-Men Get Medieval on Your Period io9 Jezebel
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12 Fictional Afterlives That Are Probably Also Racist and Shallow Gawker io9
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Woman Gets Dragged From the Alternate Past CNN io9 New York Post