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What Bill Clinton Can Teach Us About the Future? Huffington Post io9 ThinkProgress
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Puzzling Over the Internet! io9 New York Times Lede
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Video of Tunisian Protests in Act of Devouring a Planet Whose Seasons Are Impossible to Predict io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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