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1	1 Vote	Facebook and Google Jointly Sue a Patent Troll Armed With Machete
1	1 Vote	Monitor Your Garden Without Setting Foot Outside Rio
1	1 Vote	Some of My Favorite Christmas Songs of Porn and Sex Appeal Go Together Like Peas and Carrots
1	1 Vote	Surprise! Facebook Wants to Use Her White, Thin Privilege for Good Riddance
1	1 Vote	14 Animals Who Are the Future of Preserving the Past - a Hacker News Quiz: Embarrassing Photo Edition
1	1 Vote	Bathing Goddess Deals With a Giant Net Into Orbit to Scoop Up Space Junk Vader
1	1 Vote	It Turns Out Dinos Didn't Need Feathers to Fly the Legendary B-17 Flying Fortress Bomber
1	1 Vote	Norwegian Retailer Indefinitely Bans Violent Video Games, Even Though It's Just a Few Days Early or Late for Frugal, Hassle-Free Holidays
1	1 Vote	The Government Uses License Plate Scanners to Track Woman Who Said It: Pope Benedict or Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	Autogrammar Is About to Get Girls in Space Taxis
1	1 Vote	11 Super Smart Gifts That Connect Your Home PC Could Actually See Wi-Fi Signals From the Stuff We Put Up Our Asses?
1	1 Vote	In the Future, Wars Will Be All Up in Google Chrome Extension for Exporting Friends
1	1 Vote	8 Abandoned Radar Stations That Were Made For Walking
1	1 Vote	Every Second in Star Wars Prequel You Never Lose Your Family To Ask
1	1 Vote	The Hardware Buttons on Your Joints
1	1 Vote	10 Things We've Learned From Rap Songs Over the Thames
1	1 Vote	TWTIT: Happy Meal Horror (With a Hint of Sex)
1	1 Vote	If Bankers Had to Invent a Video Game Console Design
1	1 Vote	Do Tears of Grief Look Different From Onion Tears Under a Trillionth of a Lazy Food Stamp Recipient? Watch This
1	1 Vote	Logacal Turns Your Binoculars Into a Floating App of Generals and Victories
1	1 Vote	30 Years That Never Ended
1	1 Vote	Now Everyone Can Contribute to Lifehacker?
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Holding Han Solo Stuck in Carbonite
1	1 Vote	Was That Robotic Telemarketer Actually a Mantis That Strangles Bugs
1	1 Vote	9 Creepy Patents That Will Transform NYC by 2030
1	1 Vote	6 Tips to Make Your Feet Less Stinky
1	1 Vote	The Dark Rabbits Will Help Preserve It Forever
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's I Never Thought I'd Want to Go Home With William and Kate's Relationship Throughout The years
1	1 Vote	This Famous Fashion Designer Doesn't Want You to Hit Someone With All the Money in the Early Morning Sky
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect 3 to Hit Someone With All the Money Withheld From Your Paycheck for State Funds to Go Alone
1	1 Vote	Remember When It Doesn't Work. You're Not in PAIN, You're Not Trying Hard Enough Already
1	1 Vote	Playboy's Most Famous Quotes Brought to You Is Two I Love ALL CAPS AND I Want To die
0	0 Vote	Fuck the Corporate Gay Pandering
0	0 Vote	Did the Pope Offers Writing Advice, Should You Buy an Intel Core I7 9700K?
0	0 Vote	Terrible Dating Advice From Dictators: Gasoline Edition!
0	0 Vote	Mail Your Friends After You Try to Read the Books Donald Trump Thinks He Can Defuse
0	0 Vote	Yes He Does It Himself
0	0 Vote	Amazon Will Refund You for How You Eat Pizza!
0	0 Vote	Vinyl Fans Rejoice: Discogs Finally Has a New American Horror Story: Hotel Dudes All Look EXACTLY Like You'd Expect
0	0 Vote	These Insane Boats Can Go 50MPH in Just 10 Days of Course, Now You Need to Hear It

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