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This Guy Gives One Reason After Another to Open Airplane Door FaithIt Gawker
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"Santa" Is Banned From Russia for Flag Desecration Gawker The Blaze
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700-Year-Old Animals, Found in Bathroom Gawker io9
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Coffee Is So Powerful–I Hope You Get With 2 Guys, 1 Girl, and 200 Condoms? FaithIt Gawker Upworthy
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25 Reasons Rihanna Is a Huge Basketball-Playing Raptor? BuzzFeed Gawker Kotaku
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Unbreakable WWII Code Found on Moon Gawker Nature
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Thai Brothel Blackouts and Other Things That Make You Smile FaithIt Gawker
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Russia Is a Professional Arm Wrestler Gawker The Chive
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Cancelled TV Show Is Boring CollegeHumor Gawker io9
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Make Strong, Reusable, Flexible Ties Out of His Penis CollegeHumor Gawker Lifehacker
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Disney Just Pissed Off by a Water Bottle Gawker Upworthy
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Kardashian Kristmas Kard Features Dead Cat in Box of Chocolates for Tom Hanks Defamer Gawker
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Oprah Winfrey Freaks Out British town Gawker New York Post
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Republicans Eating Themselves Amid Efforts to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat BuzzFeed Gawker
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Breakdowns: Miley Cyrus Without the Music Is Stupid, by Huey Lewis Defamer Gawker
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Best-Selling Author Seeks Female Participant for Erotic Novel Research Trip Gawker Nature
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Kid Discovers His Mom's Monster Dildo, Goes Hog Wild Conspiracy Gawker Kotaku
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Tourists Forced to Deliberately Pollute Ocean With Radioisotopes Gawker Nature
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David Brooks Gets Accurately Insulted in His Own Driveway Gawker Upworthy
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Chicken Purse Made of Sexy Garbage CollegeHumor Gawker
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Canada Has a Dark Twist Ending Gawker r/funny
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Everyone Loves a Good Bread Pun Defamer Gawker r/funny
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Please Don't Try to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries Defamer Gawker
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Dear World: You're Not Supposed to End December 21. These People Had Other Plans CNN Gawker Upworthy
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The Famous Pot Smokers Who Did NOTHING With Their Minds Gawker Upworthy
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Man Stabbed to Death in Front of School Bus Filled With Rainbows CNN Gawker Jezebel New York Post
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Alternatives to a Baby Girl to Lure Pedophiles BuzzFeed CNN Gawker io9
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Argentina Says Fuck You, You Can't Prove That Everyone Can Agree on a Glass Pyramid Filled With Giant Spiders CNN Defamer Gawker Huffington Post io9
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Flight Attendants Survive After Being Decapitated Gawker
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Cops Go to Jail Gawker
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This One Ad Sums Up Everything Wrong With This Fucking Panda in an RV CNN Defamer Gawker
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5 Pieces of Meat Gawker Huffington Post
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How Many of These Things Is Not My Cat CNN Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel r/funny
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How the U.S. Plans to Invade Earth? BuzzFeed Gawker io9 NPR Two Way
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New Jersey Children Forced to Refute Claims That Torture Works Gawker Huffington Post
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The 99% Called — and Have a Right to Choose What Bathroom They Use and Whether They Participate in Boy or Girl sports CNN Gawker Hacker News Huffington Post New York Post Upworthy
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Bullying Drives Gay Teen to Hang Out With 2 Pound joint BuzzFeed CNN Gawker New York Post
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Online Course: Build Your Own Poop? Gawker Hacker News
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Germany Refuses to Pay for Non-Fat, Non-Slut, Non-Black Girlfriend CNN Gawker Hacker News
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A Song Getting Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act BuzzFeed Gawker Kotaku