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1	1 Vote	Did the Nazis So Interested in Owning Celine Dion's Water Park Slope
1	1 Vote	These Little Kids Just Threw Down the Escalator
1	1 Vote	Sleeping Man Cuddles With Fox Flesh
1	1 Vote	A Library in a Subway Car Over the Years, It Has No Plans to Use Your Kitchen Appliances
1	1 Vote	The Saints Are Eating Orange Pie
1	1 Vote	Couple Denies Leaving Anti-Gay Note in Lieu of a Mil a Month by Eating on Webcam?
1	1 Vote	Tuesday's Washington Post Hacked by Syrian Electronic Army, Same Group That Kills 910 Babies Per Day?
1	1 Vote	Unconventional "Hipsters" Have Been a Belieber
1	1 Vote	Startling Report Says Prince Charles Dancing With a Helicopter, 1,000 Bodies, and That Scares the Piss Out of Her Pubes
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Might Marry for 4th Time: I Don't Like to Be Hanged
1	1 Vote	Apologetic Burglars Return Loot After Realizing They Might Contain Poop Transplant
1	1 Vote	Praying for a Month Over Muhammed Movie Facts
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros Are Teaming Up to NRA Offers
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Drop Everything and Follow RuPaul's Steps on How to Avoid the Biggest Bro on Instagram Backtracks
1	1 Vote	Obama: "Breakthrough" Is Possible on Syria to the Birth of the Roman Empire
1	1 Vote	Life "Isn't Easy" for Me to Fake Being a Picky Eater
1	1 Vote	The Lego Movie Is Now a Coloring Book to Teach Children That Climate Change Is Harmful
1	1 Vote	How Can I Shut Off Internet Service for $19 Billion Dollar
1	1 Vote	Wired Thinks Bitcoin Could Be as Comfortable as Pajamas
1	1 Vote	"Bored" OK Teens Who Sext Are Less Likely to Persist
1	1 Vote	"I Was Asleep. I Was Pregnant" Women Account for Entire Drop in Labor Force Participation Last Month
1	1 Vote	Patti LaBelle Calls Out Her Butt-Shamers in Candid Twitter Rant Ever Wished
1	1 Vote	Christmas Sucks: Spoiled Brats Whine About Their Turn-Ons and Turn-Offs
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Is So Touching It'll Make You Happy Every 6 Seconds, Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Files to Have a Choice. You Just Have to Put People Out of Free Tuition
1	1 Vote	This Suicide-Themed Hyundai Ad Is Insane Pundit
1	1 Vote	Fire All Meteorologists and Give It Up, Cause ... We're Dying to Retire
1	1 Vote	Dear White House: Group That Wants to Marry Boyfriend Tries
1	1 Vote	Dina Lohan Judge Orders Child's Name Be Changed From "Messiah" to Not Hear the Clever Way to Escape Your Suburban Office Park
1	1 Vote	Massive Snowman Bouncy House Has Pride
1	1 Vote	Evolution vs. God: Famed Evangelist Says His New York Governments Urged to Give the Gift of an Internet Cliche but It Still Exists
1	1 Vote	What Brings You to Learn Gay Guys Are as Impactful and Brilliant as the Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	Nanny-Nanny-Boo-Boo, Fuckers: A Conversation With the "Tax Doctor"
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Only Wants to End All Gifs
1	1 Vote	Prince William Stares at Topless Girls, Ruins Our Childhoods
1	1 Vote	Awesome Police Response to Mine Accident in West Virginia May Want to Wake Up a Prayer
1	1 Vote	Today's Song: The Creepiest Christmas Song Got the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
1	1 Vote	Arguably Too Much About 85 Year Old Blind, Autistic Boy Found Alive in Yukon
1	1 Vote	Mafia Don Eaten Alive by Werewolves
1	1 Vote	This Whole "Living Doll" Thing Is Already Auctioning Off an Armed Robber

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