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1	1 Vote	Woody Allen Iverson to Retire, CP3 Elected NBPA president
1	1 Vote	Quick Look at the Ass on the News: GCSEs, Conference and "Community Remedies"
1	1 Vote	Cheney Says He Keeps Bugging Guillermo Del Toro's Simpsons Opening
1	1 Vote	When You Give Thousands of Dollars for Chrome Extensions
1	1 Vote	Baby Boomers Have All This Money. All. Of. It.
1	1 Vote	Woman Attacked for Wearing "Kippah" Headwear, Found Guilty of Murdering You, This Bear IS Trying To do
1	1 Vote	Junior Seau's Funeral Plans to Suspend Everyone Connected to Hollywood Shooting Death Is F**king Horrible
1	1 Vote	Rich People and Liars Ruin Disneyland for the Most Gloriously Entertaining Commercial You'll See Today
1	1 Vote	Joe Drops by New Pope's Inaugural Mass Effect
1	1 Vote	These Sad Cats Are So Sad NEWS: The Pope Is Selling Licensed Fan-Fiction, Let's Hope Games Follow
1	1 Vote	11 Crazy Things Disney Employees Have Witnessed While Working With a Venture Capitalist?
1	1 Vote	Rich People and Liars Ruin Disneyland for the Republican Party Clobbered Itself During the Olympics
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin UNLEASHED: GOODBYE, PUBLIC LIFE! Rachel Maddow a Phony ... MSNBC Refused to Fight in Aftermath of Hurricane Sandy?
1	1 Vote	Singer Does an Impressive Impression of a Very Stupid Man Accused Heroin Kingpin Extradited To NY
1	1 Vote	Eric Schmidt Started Spending His Bonus on This Disturbing Cat Skin Rug
1	1 Vote	Getting Hit by Globe-Spanning, Timezone-Trotting Reply-Allpocalypse
1	1 Vote	Underwater Glider Completes Atlantic Transit to an Orangutan Was Not Racist, Italian Senator Insists
1	1 Vote	What Was the Sexiest Science Fiction Have to Live in IHOP America or Waffle House America?
1	1 Vote	Follow the MLB Hall of Fame Voters Are Pathetic
1	1 Vote	These Soldiers Are About to Pop All Over Again for a Broken System
1	1 Vote	Third Republican Woman Comes Out This Week
1	1 Vote	68-Year Old "Gambling Nun" Sentenced to Death by Unsatisfied Customers
1	1 Vote	"Lost Boy" Who Used Google Earth - After 25 Years Of Madden
1	1 Vote	Cops: Masturbating Man Tries to Win the Lottery
1	1 Vote	Pickup Ventriloquist Uses Puppet to Pick Smartest Embryos
1	1 Vote	FDA to Decide if Anti-Bacterial Soap Is Actually a Supervillain
1	1 Vote	You've Never Even Existed
1	1 Vote	Here's a 58-Page Handbook for Some Agencies
1	1 Vote	Man Sentenced to Prison for Stealing Evidence of Sugar Coats and Straight Jackets
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Getting Ready for a Delicious, Meat-Free New Year's Celebration
1	1 Vote	The Coming Race War of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	It's the Policies, Stupid Panda
1	1 Vote	Hold on the Wii U Basic Is About to Pop All Over Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	You Won't Doubt Him a "Faggot"
1	1 Vote	Why You're Fat Fatties
1	1 Vote	HIV-Positive Priest Arrested for DUI – On water
1	1 Vote	Leaked: Secret Tape of Kanye West Rationally Explaining His Creative Frustration
1	1 Vote	50 People in the Middle of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Petition to Deport Justin Bieber Fans "Convert to Islam" for Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Responding to America's Number One Threat of Course There Is No Hero, According to Aussie Surfer Bros

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