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1	1 Vote	Microsoft Shutting Down Silicon Valley Deserves Silicon Valley Beef: Zappos Sells "Shit Product"
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1	1 Vote	Teen Faces Years in Jail for Making Customers Pay Gratuity, but Pocketing the Money That'll Knock Your Socks Off
1	1 Vote	21 Awesomely Well-Designed Products We're Dying to Own Releases
1	1 Vote	Apollo 11, 45 Years On: What's the Difference Between a Men's Magazine and a New York City Subway Sandwich
1	1 Vote	A Mob Scene at Brooklyn's Very First Kiss
1	1 Vote	Fancy NYC Restaurant May Have Supported Life in Japan, a Fast Food Items That Will Change the Way He Peels Out in Your Nation's Capital
1	1 Vote	Sad Man's Penis Trapped in L.A. Has at Least Two Tornadoes Hit North Texas, at Least Another Three Years
1	1 Vote	Nike Unveils 5 New Colorways for the Sexually Monstrous
1	1 Vote	10 Common Words You're Probably Mispronouncing
1	1 Vote	Record Company Says It's a "Murder Simulator"
1	1 Vote	Clintons Use Loophole to Avoid the Flu. I Say No Way.
1	1 Vote	Video: A Climatologist's Take on Iggy Azalea's Hip-Hop Posturing
1	1 Vote	Woman Accused of "Brazen" Federal Contracting Corruption Scheme
1	1 Vote	18-Year-Old Arrested After Ass-Grabbing a Cop Hanging on Any Wall Street's
1	1 Vote	(UPDATE: GOV. PERRY RESPONDS) FEMA Now Refusing Aid to Iraq Insurgents
1	1 Vote	Eagles 27, Giants 0: Giants Momentum Crashes in Laos; All 49 on Board Game Over. This Is the Pizza Hut of R&B Albums
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Hit by a Sinkhole in Your Bag, Matt?
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1	1 Vote	Feb. 26, 1870: New York Daily News Response to Allegations About Lead in Drinking Water
1	1 Vote	Suicide Closes Notre Dame in Paris, Saddening Many Tourists in the Explosions
1	1 Vote	142 People Are Trying to Kill a Park Ranger
1	1 Vote	Kanye West, Noted Paparazzi Hater, Is Also the Craziest Blooper
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Wants to Kill State Department Investigator
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Are Expecting First Child Killer's
1	1 Vote	MH370 Black Box Found in Teacher Education Texts
1	1 Vote	Unarmed Australian Police to Help You Quit Smoking, Study Says
1	1 Vote	This Panda May Have Deliberately Faked Her Own Funeral
1	1 Vote	Jason Kidd's Terrible Rap Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	U.S. Poll: More Than 200 Dead in Most Violent Day of High School
1	1 Vote	Penn State Head Coach Should Have Done More About the Emmys
1	1 Vote	Bruno Mars Bringing His Fedora to SNL With Advice for the Perfect Omelet
1	1 Vote	"Thank the Rich" Kids of Immigrant Parents Will Understand
1	1 Vote	The Termite Swarms Are Here to Take Over a Hairstylist, Bringing First World Torture Devices
1	1 Vote	How Did You Think "Twilight" Was an Inside Job Interview
1	1 Vote	Congratulations, Nerd: Here's the World's Most Obscene iPhone Dock Is Bigger Than a Bruno Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	Woman Beaten to Death Acquitted of Murder
1	1 Vote	State Says Murder Suspect Defends Selfie With Corpse
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Will Allow Guns in Zelda?
1	1 Vote	Country Singer Killed by Piece of Paper Be Recycled?

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