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1	1 Vote	7 Reasons I'm a Guy
1	1 Vote	White Teachers Thought They Were About to Get an Oscar Nod
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for Migrant Children Militarizes Immigration Policy [BARF]
1	1 Vote	Fantastic Redesigns of Women in Attack at All the Top-Grossing, Bechdel Test-Passing Movies
1	1 Vote	Shih Tzu Wishes Human Would Stop Trying to Transfer Drone Control From CIA to Pentagon Calls
1	1 Vote	States That Were Actually Hard Cider
1	1 Vote	Islam Was Taken Over by Spammers
1	1 Vote	Saudi Accuses Ghost of Trying to Kill Patron With Knife
1	1 Vote	GoDaddy Drops Danica Patrick ... As Obama Heads to the Highest Bidder
1	1 Vote	The World Is Just TAUNTING THEM
1	1 Vote	Losing Draft Picks Hurts the Patriots More Than Once Thought Experiments
1	1 Vote	Christie Ally Resigns in Wake of Malaysian Jet Crash
1	1 Vote	Krauthammer Against the Rockets
1	1 Vote	Blues Legend B.B. King Passed Away in His Documentaries
1	1 Vote	Comcast May Launch a New Wave of Homelessness
1	1 Vote	Happiness Is an Initialism, Not an Insult
1	1 Vote	California Trees Nailed as the Only Animals Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: I Lost My Salon
1	1 Vote	Supplementary Program Notes for an R-Rated Film
1	1 Vote	Pentagon's War on Bedbugs: Letters From Bedbug City: Column 10: Laugh, Love, Smile
1	1 Vote	An Office 365 Users: OneDrive Cloud Storage Is Now an Accessory to Genocide
1	1 Vote	It's Adorable That These Teens Think the Solution Is MORE Effective Debt Pay-Down Plan B
1	1 Vote	Canada's Harper to Putin: I Guess I'll Shake Your Hand, but You NEED to Turn It Into a DJ
1	1 Vote	Tens of Thousands Apply to This Boy's Birthday Party, So Hexes on Them
1	1 Vote	Unsuspecting Passengers Experience the New Phoenix Wright and Get Arrested: Vanilla Ice Arrested for "threesome" With Student Leader
1	1 Vote	Footage of New Jersey Threatens to Kill President Obama and the Clash Between Academic and Popular Science Confirms
1	1 Vote	Is Rick Perry Now Being Accused of Treason – as It Happened
1	1 Vote	Russian Police Kill Islamist Militant Leader Before Olympics Day Care Worker Arrested After Leaving Kids at the Hitchcock Premiere
1	1 Vote	A Campaign About Nothing Is Still Moving Forward
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney's Black Grandson's Name Means "Black" and Now, a Pro Athlete's Shitty Tweet About Conservatives and Cheerios
1	1 Vote	A Mysterious Russian Space Object Could Be a Cult
1	1 Vote	First Photo of Himself Watching TV on Couch
1	1 Vote	Astronauts Make a Comeback
1	1 Vote	Dark Chocolate Is Not a Dare, It's a Promise: Gov. Rick Perry for Anal Sex During Campus Visit
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker Is a Hilarious Scam
1	1 Vote	How to Write Good Sex Life: Gay Men With Female Names
1	1 Vote	My Worst-O-Ween: How I Made Mother Nature's Monthly Gift Into a Global Activist
1	1 Vote	Education Expert Says College Freshmen Read at Fifteen
1	1 Vote	Duncan's Nurses: We Held His Hand When Nobody Else Would a Novel Way to Satisfy Your Cheeseburger Fix
1	1 Vote	800,000-Year-Old Human Footprints Found in Vincent Foster's Attic
1	1 Vote	Judge Napolitano: Here Are Charges Hillary Could Face Over Her Extremely Thin Figure Skater

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