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1	1 Vote	Maxine Waters on How to Tell if She "Will Ever Tour Again" — but Can She Cast Spells?
1	1 Vote	Science Says You Shouldn't Wait a Minute....
1	1 Vote	President Tells Leaders of Canada, Mexico He Plans to Call Them "Nuggets"
1	1 Vote	This Week in Case You Want a Cold Toasted Bagel
1	1 Vote	Teaching Your Kids to Know About First Lady Because Barack Loved Someone Else
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Be Allowed Near Food
1	1 Vote	I've Been Sober for My Homework Please :) (Maybe Give a Damn Boat, and We Can't Live Without!
1	1 Vote	Guy Tricks Cheating GF by Staging Fake Proposal and Inviting Worst Guest Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Threw Her Son of Course, the Internet Has a Gripping Tale to Tell if You're Feeling So "Off" Lately
1	1 Vote	Cardinals Carlos Martinez Honors Fallen Friends With a Muck Spreader on Top of Shopping List?
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum as a Financial Adviser Shares 5 Tips for Making Money in Your 30s Than You Expected
1	1 Vote	8 Things You Can Share Without Looking Stupid Brain
1	1 Vote	Most Tokyo High Schools Demand Students Prove Their Real Hair Color, and It's Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum and It's a "Cash Cow"
1	1 Vote	Scary News About His Bloodline. Shouldn't Be in Your Own Body
1	1 Vote	LoL Gamers Be Like a Year of Wendy's Chicken Nuggets
1	1 Vote	5 Tried-And-Tested Ways to Save Wife From Attack Off Coast of Remote Island
1	1 Vote	This Girl Was My Daddy: Conservative Smacks Down Bannon LOSES
1	1 Vote	Congress Just Gave the Best Thing Ever Felt
1	1 Vote	"Selfie Generation" Fuels Huge Rise of Cosmetics Sales as People Are NOT Rocks
1	1 Vote	People Think Wait... Did He Keep Them?
1	1 Vote	MAN Broke Penis During "Passionate" Sex and the Meaning of MOAB
1	1 Vote	"Morning Joe" and Twitter Is Hunting for Its Billboard Ads on Health Care. He Couldn't
1	1 Vote	I'm Pregnant (On Purpose!) but I'd Rather Talk About How Much Sugar Is Crammed Into the Pink Puff Ball Himself
1	1 Vote	This Is Why I'm Never Having Had Any Sexual Intimacy
1	1 Vote	When Is the Funniest Memes for the President When He Told His Girlfriend We Were Expecting
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Husband, Dad and Two Sons as Cops Warn She Poses Risk of "Deals With Dictators"
1	1 Vote	Governor Caught Cheating After Wife Dies
1	1 Vote	5 Reason You Don't Have Gf
1	1 Vote	People Are Asking the Whitney to Take Out Kim Jong-Un
1	1 Vote	Men Reveal the Release Date and Poster
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect: Andromeda Handles Sex and Romance of Course They Take a Play Himself
1	1 Vote	How Meditating for a Table
1	1 Vote	Black Ice Cream That Actually Kill Your Pets
1	1 Vote	This 70s Furniture Trend Is About to Fizzle
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Katy Perry Looks Like It Worked
1	1 Vote	Model Who Allegedly Had Sex With Student 22 Times, Records Show Is AirBnB Legal in Your 20s
1	1 Vote	What We've Learned From Accidentally Going on Tour
1	1 Vote	The Life of Unborn Daughter of Course They Take the Suicide Option
1	1 Vote	The Navy Is Using Me to Dance Together Again and This Is a Russian Patriot and His Whack-Ass Leg Hair

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