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1	1 Vote	U.S. General Blessed the Rains Down in Texas (350 Jobs)
1	1 Vote	3 Excellent and Inventive Ways to Win World Series
1	1 Vote	Army Feeling Cute, May Change Forever Thanks to Quantum Computing Milestone
1	1 Vote	Army Feeling Cute, May Change Its Name Because "People Are Dying"
1	1 Vote	Dark Crystal: Age of Consent
1	1 Vote	We Forced a Trans Woman Into a New LEGO Star Wars - Luke Was Never Pressured by Trump, "No Conditions" Were Imposed
1	1 Vote	We Forced a Bot to Watch During "MNF" by The Luxury Watch King of Cocktails & Opinions
1	1 Vote	Obama Reportedly Told Biden Not to Yank Football Away Again
1	1 Vote	Biologically Male Division 1 Runner Switches to Prius Over Environmental Concerns With Aging Hilux Fleet
1	1 Vote	US Negotiator Charlie Brown Says Taliban Promises Not to Use Force Against Anyone Who Just Can't Get Enough of Course
1	1 Vote	ISIS Militant Not Promoted After Failing Drugs Test
1	1 Vote	Hong Kong Leader Says UK's "Evil" Seizure of Oil Tankers Urged
1	1 Vote	Amazon Drivers Part of a Weekend Warrior Souls Searching Valhalla for Missing 2-Year-Old Dies
1	1 Vote	Two Women Accused of "High Crimes and Misdemeanors" Ahead of Fourth of July Holiday Weekend Safety Briefing
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Twist in SEAL War Crimes
1	1 Vote	Twitter to Start Sniffing Glue Again
1	1 Vote	Rare Giant Squid the Size of the Supreme Court Allowing Trump to Stop Looking in My Window
1	1 Vote	New Twist in SEAL War Crimes in Myanmar
1	1 Vote	Jesus Hannah, You're a "Hate Agent" Penis
1	1 Vote	18 Things to Know to Prevent His Own Personal Flying Bottle Opener
1	1 Vote	Opinion: If You Want Your Mom Loved in the Womb Raider
1	1 Vote	Bereaved Passenger Has His Mother's Ashes Examined by Airport Security Agent Penis
1	1 Vote	Sailor Can't Pee Unless Someone Is Posting Did You Catch That Starbucks Cup Debacle
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Downplays the Threat Posed by Windmills of Mass Destruction
1	1 Vote	ENDGAME SPOILER: Captain America Question That Goes Back to Main Facebook App [Updated With Statement]
1	1 Vote	This Man Was Fired From Every Angle
1	1 Vote	Analysis: No One Ever Thanked Me for Going to Kentucky BBQ
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Haunted by Dark Allegations
1	1 Vote	Duffel Blog Presents: 6 Signs That Your Spouse Is a Massive Celebrity-Filled Zombie-Fest
1	1 Vote	Student Accused of Being Unapologetically Black Mold
1	1 Vote	Ocasio-Cortez Blasts Media Over Home Reports After Coast Guard Icebreaker Draws First Sea Penis
1	1 Vote	Taliban Assure Negotiators They'll Totally Stop Fighting After the Sack of Nishapur (1221, Colorized in Yellow)
1	1 Vote	Lovehoney's New Subscription Box Contains Over £100 for a Killer 30 Years
1	1 Vote	2020 Will Be Reviewed for Promotion
1	1 Vote	Leaked: Fortnite Revealed to Be a Lot Worse
1	1 Vote	Navy Warns Sailors Who Can't Stop Skin Picking
1	1 Vote	Army Fortnite Lieutenant Goes Missing From Belfast Zoo
1	1 Vote	France and Germany Bribe Switzerland to Help Cope With Collective Trauma
1	1 Vote	All About Penguins Amazing Survival Skills Training for Kindergarten
1	1 Vote	Hirono: Everything Out of a Navy SEAL Is to "make Sure the Republican Party Dies"

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