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211	211 Vote	I Ate Too Many Straight White Males 4	4
174	174 Vote	Soldier Avenges 9/11 by Watching Porn (Probably) 1	1
173	173 Vote	I Just … Have a Major Source of Bread 1	1
160	160 Vote	Make-A-Wish Kid Spends Day as a Windshield Wiper
129	129 Vote	Make-A-Wish Kid Spends Day as a Tortilla
118	118 Vote	Rapper Lil Wayne Emerges From Cocoon
116	116 Vote	ALL News Is Fake News ?
96	96 Vote	Pentagon Says Tactical Rollerblades Only Way to the Joker-Verse
88	88 Vote	Osama Bin Laden in the House!
75	75 Vote	Die in a Trench Coat
49	49 Vote	Kool-Aid Man Joins SEALs to Assist With Childbirth
49	49 Vote	Jaguar Attacks Woman Taking a Dump
36	36 Vote	9/11 Widow Desperately Searching for Missing Hammer
18	18 Vote	Trans Activist Jazz Jennings on Being Covered in Aluminum Foil
8	8 Vote	Retired Smart Bomb Takes Laser-Guided Tour of Europe That Combines Beer Pong
7	7 Vote	Gunfire at North Pole
6	6 Vote	How I Turned My Bathroom Into a "goddamned Parking Lot"
6	6 Vote	TRUMP Cancels Afghanistan War Due to Child Pornography
5	5 Vote	Was Kevin Love Trying to Stop Eating Tide Pods 1	1
4	4 Vote	Al-Baghdadi Blows Himself Up in a Good Thing
4	4 Vote	Cannabis, Tear Gas Used Against Migrant Caravan
4	4 Vote	Americans Commemorate D-Day by Calling People "Demons"
4	4 Vote	This Car Is So Damn Delicious
4	4 Vote	This Home Has a Wall, a Gate and a Special Reason for Taking a Dump
4	4 Vote	Trust Me on Numerous Occasions
4	4 Vote	Sailor Transfers to Space in "Extreme" Test of Time Spent Putt-Putt Golfing
4	4 Vote	Bumble Bee Foods CEO Indicted in "Fat Jabba" Scandal and I Want One Now Please
3	3 Vote	Do I Become a Bigger Boat
3	3 Vote	We're Just Having a F*cking Blast!
3	3 Vote	We Now Understand Why Tom Cruise Rarely Sees His Base Flags
3	3 Vote	Warrior Souls Searching Valhalla for Missing London Teen Allegedly
3	3 Vote	We Should Also Be Worried About a Certain TSA Agent Penis
3	3 Vote	Bowser Is Taking a Dump 1	1
2	2 Vote	Mike Pence Is Getting a New Baby Poop
2	2 Vote	Meet the Teenager Born After 9/11 Who Will One Day Replace Cement in Construction
2	2 Vote	Twitter Helped the Troops Decide Where to Find Snacks
2	2 Vote	Taliban S-4 Pissed No One Wants a Sequel
2	2 Vote	Outgoing Defense Secretary Mattis Running Out of Balls
2	2 Vote	Congressman Avoids Eye Contact With Infected Aides
2	2 Vote	TIME to Start Sniffing Glue Again

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