Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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19,606 smashes / 36,887 upvotes / smashed from 41,860 real headlines

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Most Popular Smashes

186	186 Vote	Japanese WWII Soldier Who Hid in Jungle for 29 Years Dies at Age 50 Billion
185	185 Vote	Meh, at Least 55 Dead in Bathroom at San Francisco 1	1
183	183 Vote	Porn Star Learning to Manipulate Gravity
182	182 Vote	Soccer Star's Leg Break So Gruesome Ref Bursts Into Flames 1	1
179	179 Vote	Uranus Smells Like Her Vagina 1	1
179	179 Vote	Bodily Fluids Found in TOILETS
178	178 Vote	Pope Requires Sex Abuse While High on Cocaine and Meth
177	177 Vote	Puppy Reunited With Her Beloved Human Skulls
175	175 Vote	Strawberry Daiquiri Jello Shots Fired
174	174 Vote	Someone Has Finished DOOM Eternal in Under 2 Weeks Without Electricity
174	174 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Just Casually Announced That He Committed Suicide Bombing
174	174 Vote	Over 36,000 Pounds of Ground Beef in Every Garage? 1	1
172	172 Vote	In 15 Days Trump Will BAN TAMPONS
169	169 Vote	Human Skull Found in Child's Sonic Burger Meal
168	168 Vote	London Knife Crime Should Be Allowed to Proceed 1	1
167	167 Vote	Trump More Dangerous to Soul Than Demonic Possession
167	167 Vote	STUDY: You Can Use Your Phone
166	166 Vote	Be Ready to Live Underground Like Groveling Goblins
165	165 Vote	TWITTER Apologizes for Their Role in Execution Squad
165	165 Vote	No One Wants to Have Sex With Ghosts
162	162 Vote	Oops... Forgot We Were Cyborgs 1	1
155	155 Vote	Jesus Is Not Afraid of the Air Force
155	155 Vote	5,824,000: Number of People Pooping
155	155 Vote	Woman Suffers Stroke After Oral Sex With ZOMBIES
153	153 Vote	Half of Americans Believe in Venezuela
153	153 Vote	Clefairy Doesn't Care About Your Health Inspectors
149	149 Vote	Bill Cosby, 81, Is Handcuffed and Led Straight to Prison and Now Twitter Can't Stop Laughing
149	149 Vote	7,000 Tigers Living in California Under False Identity
148	148 Vote	Free Speech Is Dead at 112; Credited Longetivity to God, Cigars, Whiskey
148	148 Vote	VIDEO: Trump Commemorates Holocaust After a Weekend of Cocaine
147	147 Vote	Trump: I AM Legally Married to Keanu Reeves 1	1
146	146 Vote	Just Gonna Mess With Pakistan, Army Warns as Tensions Ease
146	146 Vote	Giant Lizard in Florida Senate Race? 2	2
145	145 Vote	Think Twice Before Using the Word "The"
145	145 Vote	Animals Are Boiled ALIVE to Make You LOL
145	145 Vote	Trump Threatens to BEHEAD Zuckerberg
144	144 Vote	Instagram Thot Fighting for Life on Saturn Moon
144	144 Vote	STUDY: Skipping Breakfast Can Lead to "End of Civilization" 1	1
144	144 Vote	Please, Talk to Your Kids About Sex Robots
143	143 Vote	BREXSHIT: Theresa May Forced to Sit in Dog Poop During Flight Attendant 1	1

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