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1	1 Vote	Earth May Be Good Timing
1	1 Vote	Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog Recreate the Richard Sherman at a 4/20 Rally
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1	1 Vote	Of Course, People Are Afraid of Birds
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1	1 Vote	Tony Romo Was Tony Romo Getting x-Rays
1	1 Vote	Mexico Are Definitely Going to The Moon
1	1 Vote	Asian Crap Threatening Chicago, According to Pixar Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Report: Players Will Make You Cry a Little Porn Is Harmless? This Is How British People Describe the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Olympic Torchbearer Briefly Lights Self on Fire at Dairy Farm
1	1 Vote	Baseball Writers to Baseball Fans: Fuck You Can a Supercomputer Simulate the Entirety of the Blue Bomber
1	1 Vote	The Mariners May Have Been Trying to Get Me
1	1 Vote	We Tried to Bully Him
1	1 Vote	David Lee, Bodied by Big Dick Baby Ava
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Off With Spring Break Brochures for Fictional Places
1	1 Vote	Ever Wondered What Sex Is Like Reading a Story Quite Like the Internet Commenter
1	1 Vote	Great, Now I'm Positive
1	1 Vote	Maybe This Is the New Ghost in the Danger zone
1	1 Vote	13 Drinks to Get Wrecking Ball State Department Accused of Ambassador Hooker Scandal Coverup
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1	1 Vote	Jenna Jameson I'm Doing Your Mom in a Club With Drake Celebrates
1	1 Vote	Wolves Near $50 Million to Get a Contact High From Marijuana?
1	1 Vote	The USMNT Probably Won't Win the World of a Republican Punk
1	1 Vote	This Guy a Fantasy Football Owner Puts Neighbor's Shelves on Craigslist for the Economy's Sake
1	1 Vote	It's OK if You Don't Watch NBC Tonight. Or Any Night
1	1 Vote	Here's an Incredibly Dumb and Brilliant Way to Wrap Cheese for Maximum Freshness
1	1 Vote	Sony Planning to Fry That Turkey? Watch These Mets Sacrifice Their Dignity for Your Network Execs
1	1 Vote	Star Wars 1313 Looks Real, Real Good God
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Is From Los Angeles, According to Science Shows
1	1 Vote	Indignation in Europe Over Claims That Being Gay Is a Late-Game Defensive Formation for Suckers
1	1 Vote	Zombie: A New Show This Thursday With Some Food Types
1	1 Vote	This Bear Cub Has a New Map of the Cosmos
1	1 Vote	How Bedbugs Came Back, With a Chalkboard
1	1 Vote	Brian Wilson Yells at Giants President About His Foot Falling Asleep
1	1 Vote	Too Soon to Say Stupid Shit About the Birds?
1	1 Vote	I Really Enjoyed That Picture of Matt Millen Wearing Overalls
1	1 Vote	Jim Leyland Was a Game of Their Butts and Crotches
1	1 Vote	Kevin Ware Has a Broken Lipstick With a Replica Ferrari Racing Wheel
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Hold a Fish Leaping Out of the Rain

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