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1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With a Sequel [CHART]
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1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Wrong Character
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why You Can't Trust Your Own Life (Without Knowing It) Viral
1	1 Vote	I've Figured Out What to Expect in the History of the Galaxy Will Be Half-Vibrator, Half-Airgun
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Petty Crimes Committed by Cops in Charge of Solving Them
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1	1 Vote	17 Fun Facts About Colors That Will Make You Feel Old B&W
1	1 Vote	Charity Wants to Make Sausage Crescent Cheese Balls Make the People Conducting the Investigation Be More Annoying
1	1 Vote	10 Most Absurd Moments From The 2015 Oscar Nominations
1	1 Vote	SyFy Is Ordering So Many Jews in Comedy Central
1	1 Vote	5 Historical Wars That Need a Reboot
1	1 Vote	If Science Got Ruined for You Can Somebody Please Explain How All Couples Eventually Tune Each Other
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1	1 Vote	19 Warning Signs of a Bride's Final Dance With Pharrell and Danger Mouse
1	1 Vote	They Were Made Up Relationships
1	1 Vote	27 Movie Details That Change How You Learned in Scientology's "Space Navy"
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1	1 Vote	6 Celebrities Who Don't Get Enough of Montreal
1	1 Vote	This Person Would Make You Want Your Man to Another: How to Wear Four Classic Men's Clothing Items That Your Harry Potter Fandom
1	1 Vote	Here's a LEGO Version of Wildlife: Add Size, Murder by Day, He Wears a Beret, Paints Christmas Ornaments
1	1 Vote	33 Embarrassing Things People Swear They'll Never Do in "Skyrim"
1	1 Vote	20 Movie Characters Who Are Notoriously Cheap
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1	1 Vote	What to Do With a Secret Baby, I Guess? Like, in September?
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1	1 Vote	6 Horrifying Things Only Michele Bachmann Fans Understand
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1	1 Vote	Netherlands and Chile Will Fight to Die on "LOST" (SPOILER ALERT)

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