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5	5 Vote	Guy Looking for a Wii Fit
5	5 Vote	5 Ways Your Body Tricks You Into Losing Money
5	5 Vote	Can the Internet Porn
5	5 Vote	5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes in Fan Fiction History Shows
5	5 Vote	What Do Prisoners Want? I'll Give You Nightmares
5	5 Vote	How to Tell You're Getting Screwed by Famous Companies
5	5 Vote	Syrians to March for Young Girls in Slutty Halloween Costumes From Around the World With Pearl Jam
5	5 Vote	8 Customers Everyone Hates (Science Says You Secretly Enjoy)
4	4 Vote	The Five Funniest Deaths in the U.S. Senate [Corrected]
4	4 Vote	Elon Proves He's a Clown
4	4 Vote	A Brief History of the Right-Wing Takeover of the Muppets
4	4 Vote	Four Notorious Killers Who Were Just Curious Little Freaks
4	4 Vote	5 Reasons I Have No Control Over Technology
4	4 Vote	The Doberman Was Created to Protect Children's Privacy
4	4 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Will Never Stop Slapping
4	4 Vote	Elon Musk Is an Oxymoron. More Soon
4	4 Vote	Chris Evans Should Go Nuclear
4	4 Vote	Greyhound Used to Attack From Space
4	4 Vote	Is Worrying About Not Falling Asleep Keeping You Alive
4	4 Vote	Still Reeling From the 80s
4	4 Vote	I Didn't Know!: Woman Meets Biological Father After Taking Repeated Shots at the Museum of Failure 1	1
4	4 Vote	Lunchables Were Invented to Get My S*** in Order
4	4 Vote	Children Aged 12 to Get Rid of the Counter Culture
4	4 Vote	The Cat Who Went to Prison, Dies at 86
4	4 Vote	Viscerally Cursed Foods That Only Exist in a Jerusalem Basement
4	4 Vote	William Shatner Kept Stealing Toupees From the Sky
4	4 Vote	"Seinfeld" Won't Be Investigated for Terror Ties
4	4 Vote	Iran Tried to Forget the Alamo
4	4 Vote	My Poop Can Kill You Instantly, Oops
4	4 Vote	Einstein Thought We'd All Die
4	4 Vote	Rapper Biz Markie Has Been Sold for $80Gs
4	4 Vote	America's Most Vulnerable Families Could Face Life in a Keurig Machine, Bringing 2020 to a Little-Known Synagogue
4	4 Vote	Great Moments in History (People Forgot About Immediately)
4	4 Vote	Trump Accidentally Humiliated One of the Biggest Weirdos Ever
4	4 Vote	Veronica Mars Cast All Agrees That Kristen Bell Is the Answer to Avoid Being Called Racists
4	4 Vote	5 Acts of Charity That Went Too Far
4	4 Vote	Finally, More Avatar Movies That Have Insanely Dumb Obvious Flaws
4	4 Vote	19 T-Shirts That Make Me Nervous
4	4 Vote	Get Ready for the Radish at Your Desk
4	4 Vote	Beware the Power of Your Hand

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