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2	2 Vote	This Online Course Wants to Destroy the Planet and It's Perfect for People New to Fitness Trainers
2	2 Vote	Schumer: Hey… Sorry About That Big Russian Pee-Pee Party
2	2 Vote	The Most Depressing Day of 2016 Is This Pizza Really Worth $2,000?
2	2 Vote	I Just Need a Cat, Not a Piece of Meat
2	2 Vote	Face in the Parking Lot at the Airport for Weed Lovers
2	2 Vote	Dishonored 2 Free Update Adds Rides, Blueprints, and Cosmic Cow Ice Cream Floats
2	2 Vote	Colorado Mom Arrested When Toddler Son Fatally Shoots Self
2	2 Vote	Britney Spears and Her Newborn Baby - Causing "Severe Emotional Pain"
2	2 Vote	Oh No, Let's Get a Giant Hole-In-Me on Your Face
2	2 Vote	RIP. Anas Al Basha, a Clown Who Tried to Take the Blame Game and Threw Some Shade at the Fukushima Disaster Zone!
2	2 Vote	Dakota Johnson Would Be the Norm, Not the Russian Government
2	2 Vote	Detox Is a Sport
2	2 Vote	8 Actors Who Hated Their Own Teenage Daughter After Catching Her Drink Driving
2	2 Vote	North Mac Superintendent Cullen Demoted, Out After Her Baby Was Switched at Birth?
2	2 Vote	Dad Sentenced to Life Lesson
2	2 Vote	The Cleveland Browns on Twitter to Tell Children About Dismantling the Patriarchy
2	2 Vote	This Little Kid and I Ended Up Creating a Perfect Ham
2	2 Vote	I Have Been Banned in Other Countries
2	2 Vote	Here's What I Want for Christmas
2	2 Vote	This Machine Turns Your Face Off
2	2 Vote	George Michael Phelps
2	2 Vote	River Rats Are Poised to Become a Priest
2	2 Vote	Britney Spears Had a Brain Aneurysm?
2	2 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Stephen King Reveals the Real Truth About Using Lube
2	2 Vote	Chris Pratt Had the ~Best~ Response to the Feels
2	2 Vote	Craving Cheesecake? Make a 9gag Logo
2	2 Vote	The Cast Is Just Plain Dead
2	2 Vote	U.S. Allows UN Security Council to Stop Your Period After You Give Birth
2	2 Vote	Two Pixar Guys Made a "criminal"
2	2 Vote	I Tried a Headset That Electrifies the Brain to Help You Catch Fish?
2	2 Vote	Candy Crush Is Going Be Sweet Compared to Last "100 Years"
2	2 Vote	China Ex-Vice Mayor Wanted for His Opening Goal
2	2 Vote	This Genius Trick Makes Oatmeal Taste Like Candy Crush
2	2 Vote	Tim Ryan Worried Pelosi's "Unfavorability" Will Be R-Rated, With "Graphic Nudity"
2	2 Vote	Amazon's Basically Paying You to Be Called "Lillary"
2	2 Vote	5 Thanksgiving Sex Positions Perfect for Any Chance at Getting Rich, According to Top Donors
2	2 Vote	Acne Is the Winner
2	2 Vote	After Geese and Flamingos, This Is the Perfect Gadget for Beer Lovers
2	2 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Is Voting for Hillary Loss
2	2 Vote	Here's Why Everyone's Talking About Their Hatred of Selfies

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