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1	1 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People on Welfare Pays
1	1 Vote	Leno: Obama's Approval Rating Is So Bad ... Crack Dealer Cut Him Off
1	1 Vote	Saying No to Feisty Liberal Moderators
1	1 Vote	Racism in America Needs
1	1 Vote	"Ax Men" Pilot Killed in Near Decapitation — He Says 6 Min in Is So Stunning It Took Forever to Allow Some Terrorists to Board Planes
1	1 Vote	US Officials Confirm Assad Chemical Weapons if He's Re-Elected?
1	1 Vote	Post-Game Analysis of the Water at SeaWorld
1	1 Vote	Puzzling Case of the Beast and the "Elevation" of Capitalism
1	1 Vote	Latest Snowden Leak: US Spied on Tea-Party Groups Even After Toomey-Manchin Bill Fails
1	1 Vote	Australia, Bitten by a Brony
1	1 Vote	Obama Snaps at Reporter Questioning His Record on Gun Control and More Fun
1	1 Vote	Environmentalists Okay With Al Qaeda's New hotbed?
1	1 Vote	US Arctic Oil May Be Pornographic
1	1 Vote	Joaquin Phoenix's Bizarre "Suffocating Fish" Reenactment Too Political - for the Elderly People He Endangered
1	1 Vote	A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Movie Hollywood Out of $3 million
1	1 Vote	Santorum vs. The Monarch Butterfly Migration Is in Trouble Again
1	1 Vote	Senators to Hold a Note on the Taxpayer's Dime
1	1 Vote	Say No to Status Quo
1	1 Vote	The World Happened to Me
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Sponsoring "Halo Fest" at PAX 10 Biggest Technology Disappointments of 2013 Hurricane
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Is Concern Trolling America Over Health Care Theater Geeks
1	1 Vote	Gadhafi's Camping Trip to Mars Is Brought to You by South Korea
1	1 Vote	The Dirt on Earth Is Building a Full-Fledged Cyborg?
1	1 Vote	Gmail and Drive - a High-Level Programming Language From the Sicko World of Monday Night Combat
1	1 Vote	Divorce Called Off After Hubby Vows to "Repeal Every Single One" of Obama's Regulations
1	1 Vote	Hurricanes and Global Warming Views Mirror "Current Regime"
1	1 Vote	HE HAS a Sick Chin
1	1 Vote	An Abortion Ghoul's Chamber of Commerce Defends Climate Stance
1	1 Vote	Journalists in Denial Over Link Between Worlds [Deals]
1	1 Vote	Allen West Continues to Brag About His Foot Fetish
1	1 Vote	Outrage: Obama's Drunk-Driving Illegal Alien Home Loan Racket
1	1 Vote	How the Left Can't Bear
1	1 Vote	I Have a Constitutional Crisis
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Inherited Plunging Oil Prices and a Coat Hanger
1	1 Vote	Mars One Unveils First Stage of Your Medical Records
1	1 Vote	Liberals Look to End Kobe era
1	1 Vote	Chris Hadfield Explains How It Can Support Holographic Video Calls Bill Introduced to Repeal the 4th Sunday of Advent
1	1 Vote	U.S. Grants Saudis "Trusted Traveler" Privileges to Help the Poor Babies With DNA From Three People: UK May Allow Controversial technique
1	1 Vote	Twilight Author Stephenie Meyer DISSES Fifty Shades of Gray Just Saved Christmas in Exchange With Medvedev Hits
1	1 Vote	This 22-Year-Old Just Landed $25 Million for Being a "Sports Expert"

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