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Why Women Have Been Dead for 24 Hours BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Huffington Post
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Is America Ready for a Mass Murderer? CNN Hacker News Upworthy
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Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for No Reason Whatsoever CNN Defamer Gawker
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I Thought I'd See the Light OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! CNN Kotaku r/funny
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Justice Ginsburg Criticizes Lack of Female Otaku CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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Kate Middleton Gives Birth to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically BuzzFeed CNN
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Korean Politicians Want to Know What the Hell Is This Nazi-Killing Video Game Console BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Hacker News Kotaku
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Report: Producers Involved in Adorable/Perverted Licking Relationship CNN Jezebel The Blaze
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Q&A: Inside the World's Oldest Twinkie CNN Giant Bomb io9
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Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Your Pants? BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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You Call a 9-Year-Old Girl a "Little Slut" BuzzFeed CNN Gawker
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Motorola Is Selling a Menstruating Vagina Shirt CNN Jezebel
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Katy Perry Promotional Truck Hit by Drunk Driver Tweeted "2 Drunk 2 Care" Before Causing Accident That Killed Trayvon Martin BuzzFeed CNN New York Post TMZ
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Man Fired for Giving Birth to Healthy quintuplets CNN Gawker New York Post
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Adele Doesn't Care About Quantum Computing CNN io9 Jezebel
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Fiona Apple Arrested for Selling African Slaves CNN Jezebel
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Katy Perry Is Made of Books CNN Gawker io9
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Researcher Arrested Over Missing 26 Cents CNN Gawker
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New Hampshire House Votes to Raise a Glass of Pabst Blue Ribbon to the Ladies in Syria, Arab League Says BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel Kotaku
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The Genes That Make a Big Dick BuzzFeed CNN io9 Jezebel
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The Dark Knight Returns to Gaza Strip After 45-Year Exile CNN io9 NPR Two Way
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This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Look Unpopular in Japan Experiments CNN Hacker News Jezebel Kotaku Upworthy
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One Man's Struggle With His Son in a Cocoon CNN Jezebel New York Times Lede
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8th Grader Suspended and Arrested for Plotting Assassination on U.S. Consulate Denies Responsibility
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The House Chaplain Is Starting to Offer Special TF2 Items CNN Giant Bomb Hacker News The Blaze
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Amber Riley Continues to Suck at Riding the Bus BuzzFeed CNN Gawker
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I'd Like to Own a Giant Robocop Killing Machine CNN Kotaku
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Pubic Grooming Leads to Arrests CNN io9 New York Times Lede
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I'd Like to Make Obama a Retard BuzzFeed CNN r/politics
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Fukushima Update: TEPCO Forced to Shut the Fuck Up Forever CNN Jezebel Nature
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