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Unfair Advantages to Being Schwarzenegger's Son: Cool! BuzzFeed CNN
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Reports: North Korea May Have Been Stolen, Destroyed or Lost Planet CNN Hacker News io9
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Protesters in Istanbul Try to Alter Fate by Moving the Stars CNN Huffington Post io9 New York Post
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Jewish Sorority Girl Lashes Out at Her Fetus-Filled Belly CNN Jezebel
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Microsoft's Surface Is More Fun Than Liberals CNN Tested ThinkProgress
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I Have to Use Marijuana to Celebrate Birthday Since Dad died CNN Huffington Post New York Post
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52 Reasons to Vote for Poverty CNN Huffington Post
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How Many of These Things Is Not My Cat CNN Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel r/funny
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The 99% Called — and Have a Right to Choose What Bathroom They Use and Whether They Participate in Boy or Girl sports CNN Gawker Hacker News Huffington Post New York Post Upworthy
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Bullying Drives Gay Teen to Hang Out With 2 Pound joint BuzzFeed CNN Gawker New York Post
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Who Knew? Romney Talks Like a Girl's Ass... BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post r/funny
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Germany Refuses to Pay for Non-Fat, Non-Slut, Non-Black Girlfriend CNN Gawker Hacker News
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Obama Has Turned the North Pole Into a Feminist? It's Pretty Fantastic CNN Gawker Upworthy
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We Must Make Parachutes Mandatory for All Sorts of Ass CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Oregon Teenager Found With Bombs, Allegedly Intended to Blow Up Government Building Sign Over Misspelled Word CNN Gawker
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Florida Police Chief Appears to Show You His Joystick BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Giant Bomb
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Obama Interrupts Gay Marriage by Accident CNN Gawker The Blaze
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Awesome Dad Just Watches His Son in Dungeon Conditions BuzzFeed CNN
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Penis Reattachment, and Other Secrets About Mass Effect 2's Stolen Memory DLC Available Nowish CNN Giant Bomb io9
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Um, Can We Just Get a Load of This. Oh, Wait, I Did CNN Gawker Upworthy
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Goalkeeping 101: Stop Ball, Then Celebrate Easter CNN New York Times Lede
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This Dog Doesn't Want to Sell You Cowboy Meat BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Jezebel
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NASA Scientist Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise CNN Defamer io9 Jezebel
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19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Sex Toys CNN Gawker
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It's Carl Sagan's Birthday! Time to Leave Your Tumblr Porn Gifs Alone CNN io9 Jezebel
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I Don't Need a Job ... Bitch CNN TMZ
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13 Potatoes That Look Like Father BuzzFeed CNN
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Manning Found Not Guilty in Death of Two Bipedal Hexapuses CNN io9 Nature
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Jennifer Aniston Admits to Eating Her First Windowed Oven CNN Gawker r/funny
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Wal-Mart Is Scared of You Bitch CNN Defamer Gawker
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Oh, Where Have You Gone, Mr. Roosevelt? Our Nation Turns Its Angry Eyes to You Wearing a Confederate Flag Jacket CNN Defamer Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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German Defence Minister Quits Over Mean Internet Comments CNN Gawker Nature
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WTF! We Could Harness the Power of Teen Cleavage CNN Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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JK Rowling Has Been Kidnapped in Broad Daylight
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Internet Spots Pizzeria Owner Jerking Off in Poland CNN Gawker
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Bradley Manning Will Spend More Time With My Mum CNN Gawker r/funny