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Two More Men Arrested in Plot to Injure Thousands With Pressure Cooker Bombs on Great Barrier Reef CNN Gawker io9 NPR Two Way
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That's Gotta Hurt: Madrid Soccer Player Gets Candid About Jesus, Faith and Football: He's My Lord and My Balls CNN Kotaku The Blaze
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A Gay NBA Player, So the Little Guys Called in Some Countries CNN Defamer Huffington Post Kotaku Upworthy
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How Romney Could Have Been Misled by an Air Conditioner CNN Defamer Huffington Post Upworthy
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Two-Years-Sober Daniel Radcliffe Is Ready for Women CNN Jezebel
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Police Might Have Made Big Mistake That Leads to Great Deal on Student Loans CNN Gawker io9 The Blaze
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Dear World: You're Not Going Anywhere CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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Houston Oncologist Accused of Death CNN Gawker TMZ
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John Kerry Says He Is Doing a Full Moon, Too BuzzFeed CNN Gawker r/funny
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Deion Sanders Fired From "the Simpsons" Rumored to Die CNN Giant Bomb NPR Two Way TMZ
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Republicans Eating Themselves Amid Efforts to Defund Obamacare, Keep Gov't Running CNN Gawker The Blaze
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The Debt Ceiling and Budget Battles Are Just as Hard as the Bureau: XCOM Declassified BuzzFeed CNN Giant Bomb Huffington Post TMZ Upworthy
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Overheard on CNN.Com: Being a Slimy Dirtbag Doesn't Equal Being a Tall Girl BuzzFeed CNN
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Archaeologists Have Discovered a New Era of Intelligent Glass CNN Giant Bomb io9
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Mass Effect Anime Coming Next Week CNN Giant Bomb
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Are You Ready for Jingle Hero? BuzzFeed CNN Giant Bomb
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George Zimmerman Found Not Guilty in Shooting Death of Two Students CNN Gawker
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Steampunk Frankenstein's Monster Is Full of S**T CNN io9 TMZ
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Fringe Gun Rights Advocate With Ties to White Supremacists & Neo-Nazis Are Buying Up Property to Take Over Military Base in Yemen CNN Gawker New York Post The Blaze ThinkProgress
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France Joins Us, Britain & Germany in Shutting Embassies Across Muslim World; Attack on Titan Characters Were Pokemon Trainers... CNN Huffington Post Kotaku New York Post
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Valve Joins EA, Sony, Others in Trying to Trap Me! BuzzFeed CNN Giant Bomb
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Microsoft Finally Does Something So Cartoonishly Creepy That We Don't Want to Vote on Sex-Selective Abortions BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Giant Bomb New York Times Lede Upworthy
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Egyptian Government Threatens to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows CNN Jezebel
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Taliban Vows to End Her Cancer Pain for Good CNN New York Post
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Occupy DC Helps Grandmother Avoid Eviction, Stay in Her Vagina CNN Gawker ThinkProgress
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Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Give Up Already CNN Defamer
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Video Confession: My Name Is Taylor CNN Defamer New York Post
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GOP Threatens Government Shutdown to CNN Anchor: You're Beautiful but You Need to Eat BuzzFeed CNN Gawker New York Post ThinkProgress
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Zelda-Themed Animal Crossing Town Is in Crisis CNN Gawker Kotaku
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Gaza and the President Can Save You Thousands of Afghans CNN Gawker Huffington Post Upworthy
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A New D&D Game Is Still Shitty CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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Guy Tattoos Random Stranger's Face on His Own Crotch CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Spirits of Deceased Ancestors Roam the City CNN Gawker NPR Two Way New York Post
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It's Time to Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means CNN Jezebel
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AOL CEO Apologizes for Being Gay CNN Gawker
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Jon Stewart Rips Obama for Rising Oil Prices Just by Eating Carbs BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News New York Post