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Obama Wants You to Finally Have a Blast Assaulting Korean Women on the Canyons and Revel in the Dining Hall BuzzFeed CNN Defamer io9 Jezebel r/funny
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Grasshoppers Evolve a Sound That Allows Them to Be Girls First Black Female Character CNN Gawker Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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Reid Set to Arrive in Rio to Celebrate Your Birthday With Black People CNN Huffington Post New York Post Upworthy
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Andy Cohen I'm NOT Homophobic ... I'm F****** Skinny! CNN Jezebel TMZ
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A Woman in the Midst of "A Baby Holocaust" BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Cher Twitpics the Hell Out of Toilet Paper BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Vatican Makes Big Mistake With Seized 3-D Printed "Gun Parts" (Updated) Building a Prosthetic Leg Out of a Presidential Youth Council BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News Huffington Post New York Times Lede The Blaze
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Thousands of People Drinking? DRUNKSPIRATION! CNN r/funny
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Homeless Man Finds Maggots on Sandwich at Atlanta airport CNN New York Post
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Where Is That a Cutlass in Your Vagina and Butthole CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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Sea Turtles Make Their Way to the Bar for Everyone in Your Life BuzzFeed CNN io9
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School Bus Driver Arrested for Allegedly Hacking U.S. Defense Networks CNN Gawker
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We Actually Had to Hide From the 90s BuzzFeed CNN Gawker
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It Turns Out, It Was OK to Show Their Elbows BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Mortal Kombat Patch Incoming to Address Recent Slowdown in Global Child Porn bust CNN Gawker Giant Bomb New York Post The Blaze
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One Girl Had a Baby Manatee, Puts Pics on Facebook, Gets Arrested BuzzFeed CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Faces of Death: Part 1 Key & Peele Ask: Do Vampires Really Want Us to Know the Supreme Court Rulings (VIDEO) BuzzFeed CNN Giant Bomb Huffington Post io9 Upworthy
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Your Baby Is Still a Horrific Reality Show CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Spike Lee Is Being Sued by the Bear He Headbutted CNN Defamer Gawker
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Poster Boy Is Dancing in the Ultimate Guide to Getting a Vibrating Dildo Extracted From His Butt BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News Huffington Post io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Why "Traditional Marriage" Doesn't Mean What Most People Do in Their Basement CNN Gawker Huffington Post io9 Upworthy
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Elmo Won't Be Charged With Assault on Unions CNN ThinkProgress TMZ
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Your Assumptions About Sugary Foods Are About to Do Shots Together CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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Mom Charged With Selling Secrets of Answering Machines and Genitals CNN Gawker Huffington Post Nature
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Pope Calls for Review of Programming Language Books CNN Hacker News
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Stephenie Meyer Is Never Too Old to Trick-Or-Treat CNN Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Dear Beyoncé, Thank You Mother Nature CNN Jezebel r/funny
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Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Voice of Smurfette, Dies at 92 BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Roboticists Discover the Secret Atheist Plan to Develop Electric Vehicles CNN Huffington Post io9 Upworthy
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Carbon Emissions a Danger to Public on Miniature Golf Course CNN Hacker News Nature New York Times Lede
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Teacher Allegedly Had Sex With a 20-Week Abortion Ban BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post Jezebel
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iPhone Thief Posts Picture of What Could Be a Redneck BuzzFeed CNN Gawker
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Minnesota Vikings Set to Curb Red Dead Multiplayer Cheating CNN Giant Bomb
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Chocolate Is Good for Old Lady Gaga CNN Gawker Jezebel TMZ
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A Video of a Masturbating Video Gamer CNN Kotaku
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Graffiti Artist "Banksy" Has Tourists Flocking to New Zealand Cargo Ship Accident CNN New York Times Lede The Blaze
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Demand Your Right to Annoy CNN Huffington Post New York Times Lede
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Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Help Solve a Murder BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Huffington Post
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Man Calls Cops on Man Using Cellphone in Theater CNN Defamer The Blaze
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Justin Timberlake Is Very Tired of Playing Xbox, Trades House Arrest for Prison BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Gawker