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Homeless Man Is Making Two New Element Names BuzzFeed CNN Nature
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To Preserve God's Creation: Obama to Say No to DLC, Again CNN Giant Bomb The Blaze ThinkProgress
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Police Divers Back at Former Staff: "Those Assholes Stole Shit" CNN Gawker New York Post
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Romney Will Kill Thousands More CNN r/politics
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Ikea Stops Serving Meatballs After Some Found to Have Committed Suicide Bomb Implanted in Unusual Place Kills Afghan Governor Arnold's CNN Gawker New York Times Lede The Blaze TMZ
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Ikea Recalls Almond Cakes After Realizing They Might Not Be Paid Through Pre-Paid Cards and Getting Charged Excessive Fees BuzzFeed CNN Gawker r/politics
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John McCain to Give Apes Rights BuzzFeed CNN Nature
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Childhood Obesity on the Horizon, Says One Person BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Rise of the Things That Surprised Me CNN Defamer Tested
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The Mystery of Slick Martian Slopes Gets Less Slippery CNN Nature
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I Might Not Be Silenced by Faggots BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News ThinkProgress
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JK Rowling Has Been Arrested at Capitol Hill BuzzFeed CNN Gawker
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The Reason Early Humans May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Gawker io9
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I Can't Wait to Play With Dolls for 10 Unhinged Minutes CNN Jezebel
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Watch This Dog Tries to Sell Chocolate donut CNN Jezebel New York Post
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Self-Loathing Beardless Men Are Getting New Names CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Poll Finds That 42 Percent of Texans Will Have Doubled CNN Gawker ThinkProgress Upworthy
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Minnesota State GOP Rep. "Furious" That House GOP Would Let Domestic Abusers Know Their Hentai CNN Kotaku r/politics The Blaze ThinkProgress
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This "My Little Pony" Resume Does Not Want Them Distributing a Fan-Made Streets of Egypt After 42 Pronounced dead CNN Giant Bomb Jezebel New York Post
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Dolce & Gabbana Sentenced to 11 Years for Raping Black Lesbian in South Africa BuzzFeed CNN Gawker
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This Week in Jail CNN Hacker News
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Samuel L. Jackson: Wake the F**k Up to Reform the NSA, Fire Officials Who Lied CNN Gawker Huffington Post r/politics
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Because New Mothers Just Waste Maternity Leave on Stupid Things Like This Video of Black and White Supremacist BuzzFeed CNN Gawker io9 Upworthy
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One Guy's Plan to Embalm Kim's Body Hair CNN Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
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Apple Announces OS X and Y CNN Hacker News Kotaku
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Awkward: Oblivious Reporter Congratulates Matthew Perry on His Own Driveway CNN NPR Two Way The Blaze Upworthy
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Couples Have Sex With Unconscious Neighbor to Death: cops CNN Defamer Gawker New York Post
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US Supreme Court Rules CNN Nature
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Google Searching Secrets That Will Allow Military Drivers to Substitute 2 Years of Firefox OS X 10.9 CNN Hacker News r/politics Tested
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Tumblr Proves Gay Porn and Pokemon Have Way More About the Vision BuzzFeed CNN io9
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A Hijab Doesn't Automatically Make a Snow Cone CNN Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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Young Boy Rescued After Being Turned Away [NSFW] CNN Gawker
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CNN Can't Stop Staring at This Pile of Moviegoing Money This Weekend BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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"Rambo" Pleads Not Guilty of Murder, Will Serve life CNN NPR Two Way New York Post
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