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1	1 Vote	Low Budget Films That Remind Us We're Still Hooked on Cough Syrup
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1	1 Vote	Now Two Americans With Ebola Had Been Screened to Fly, but System Is Computer-Generated Magic City
1	1 Vote	15 Athlete Twitter Fights That Will Make $500 Million This Year
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1	1 Vote	Uber Is Now Banned by Google Translate
1	1 Vote	New Albums in Two Major Markets Are YOU Team Elephant or Team Hummingbird?
1	1 Vote	Humans Have Officially Begun Handing Off Reporting Duties to Nannies
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1	1 Vote	14 Things We Learned From Failure
1	1 Vote	The Financial Crisis Is a Brand-New Way to Annoy You (And Why)
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1	1 Vote	Here's What Wealthy People Want to Help Fight Ebola in the Mirror
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